Pepperoni pizza Hot pockets are basically a pepperoni Calzones

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db2@sopuli.xyz · 18 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Kind of, but Nestle so no bueno.

notfromhere@lemmy.one · -3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Good point I should have said lean pocket, I’m pretty sure those aren’t nestle. Edit: Nope still nestle and I guess they’re doscontinued?

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Wait. Did you seriously think that Diet Hot Pockets were made by a different company that WASN'T owned by Nestle?

notfromhere@lemmy.one · -1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I mean it should be expected, nestle owns so much these days. Very hard to remember everything. Even the frozen lasagna’s are nestle.

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Right, but, that's not what I mean.

I'm blown away that you thought that Lean Pockets were made by a company unrelated to Hot Pockets.

GentlemanLoser@ttrpg.network · 14 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Only if you've never had a calzone

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I've had calzone and I always equate the pizza Hot Pockets to one. They are the same thing, but made in a factory with lower quality ingredients.

Leviathan@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y

Yeah exactly. Like most shit frozen pizzas are hardly pizzas but there you go.

snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

or ricotta cheese.

djmarcone@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

The calzone zone

mister_seawolf@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

But definitely not the low cal calzone zone.

bird@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

Technically it would be low cal compared to a normally sized calzone just because of being significantly smaller.

ShunkW@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I feel like they're closer to stromboli

intensely_human@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

I always felt like they were close to the microwave

Skoobie@lemmy.film · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Lots of shower thoughts actually aren't. This was. Good job.

Case@unilem.org · 1 pts · 2y

Most of my actual thoughts in the shower revolve around destroying whatever made me leave the house, thus necessitating a shower on THEIR schedule.

I like showers, and love a hot bath.... I don't love water prices here locally.

someguy3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Mini and cheap calzone.