Senate GOP eyes Mitch McConnell's return next week

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Advanced footage of Mitch sitting in Congress on his return next week:

if your read it, the whole thing is full of hedges "tentatively preparing," "aren't yet clear," "could".

click bait crap.

I remember the same bullshit from two weeks ago.

Mitch is dead or vegetative.

But him being dead or vegetative hurts Republicans more than fighting to prove it.

vegeta@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 2d (1 reply)

Yeah, 'Lich' McConnell really does work.

His doctor will be tagging along, making sure he feels healthy and coherent. Picture of doctor:

Bring ouch y’er dead. *BONG* Bring ouch y’er dead.

Wow, I can't believe the dark wizards within the GOP figured out necromancy

KneeTitts@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2d (1 reply)

If no one goes to jail over this electoral fraud, then ... I mean what do we even have police for then?

For the poor, the non-white, the left, the lgbtq…

Somehow, Mitch McConnell returned.