Bobby Glendys is now in Poland, and it's your fault

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61 Comments

mcz@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2d (4 replies)

I think I found Bobby! Poland changed him.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 2d

Oh no!

j_g00da@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 1d (2 replies)

this actually happened to my ex-friend

mcz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Ex?

j_g00da@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 1d

yeah

HelloRoot@lemy.lol · 11 pts · 2d (9 replies)

gib link

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 2d

Thanks for engaging! I hope we can save Bobby Glendys from Poland!

jdr@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2d (7 replies)
HelloRoot@lemy.lol · 5 pts · 2d (6 replies)

If none of the ways to donate can show my 18$ donation publically, will Bobby really be saved?

jdr@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2d (5 replies)

Ok ko-fi you can leave a message, it's ideal for reminding pmjv he is but a mortal.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 2d (2 replies)

what'd you call me?

HelloRoot@lemy.lol · 4 pts · 2d

he called you a MORTAAAAL COOOMBAAAAT

DUN DUN DUDUUDUDU DUN DUN

jdr@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2d

Takes one to know one

HelloRoot@lemy.lol · 4 pts · 2d (1 reply)

but you can't see how much has been donated. I could donate 20$ and he could reply: thanks for donating 1$ sadly thats not enough to save Bobby, he will take the transsibiric train to china, get drugged and wake up without a kidney in an icy bath...

jdr@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2d

Ah, I see the problem. Well the minimum is four freedom dollars, so you could just donate that several times to establish a lower bound.

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2d (9 replies)

I have a black site in Poland Bobby can stay at. I’ll teach him to get confessions out of maybe Bad guys!

mcz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2d (1 reply)

I visited Kiejkuty and all I got is I got waterboarded.

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2d

You should have sprung for our all inclusive spa package! The water boarding comes included!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 2d (6 replies)

That sounds good, but we need to find Bobby Glendys first, before we can teach him interrogation tactics!

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2d (5 replies)

I’ll grab some people off the street and ask them!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 2d (4 replies)

Ask them to send me $18! Thanks!

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2d (3 replies)

Oh I’ll do more than ask, heh,heh,heh

Oops sorry that slips out sometimes

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 2d (2 replies)

You're the best!

notptr@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 2d (1 reply)

Did they just admit they do use plan 9?

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 2d

Only after trying 6 others.

lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 2d (1 reply)

Thank you for creating emotionally manipulative content!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 2d

My pleasure! Only you can help find Bobby Glendys!

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2d (2 replies)

Fine. Here. Hope you know this was my last $18 which I was going to use to feed my orphan son.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 2d

Thank you! It's a small sacrifice if it can help us find Bobby Glendys in Poland!

Micromot@piefed.social · 2 pts · 1d

Children can't eat dollars 🤔

notptr@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 2d

Nothing bad will happen with Poland when Bobby there

germtm_@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2d (1 reply)

can i send the cash via a carrier pigeon?

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 2d

Yeah!

cathfish@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2d (1 reply)

Okay I've sent the money. But now it becomes urgent to do the proletarian revolution so buses and school will be free.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1d

Thank you!

j_g00da@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 1d (8 replies)

bobby is now a cyberżul

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 1d (6 replies)

Don't post in polish pls. Thanks

j_g00da@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 1d (5 replies)

będę postowała po polsku ile mi się podoba

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 1d (4 replies)

Don't post in polish again pls. Thanks.

mcz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d (3 replies)

Brat, jest ok.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1d (2 replies)

This is some kind of slavic. Don't post in it pls.

mcz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Excuse me., all the words are english.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1d

wow ok sorry

mcz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d

200 pahes

Tundra@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2d (1 reply)

sent! pray for glendyl

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 2d

Thank you! I hope we can find Bobby Glendys in time!

Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 2d

Wrong tactic, now i want to see how far we can inflate that number.

Bobby is going to be in so much debt by the end of this.

qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 2d (5 replies)

Thank you for creating content!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 2d (4 replies)

Thanks for engaging! Do you hate Bobby Glendys?

qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 2d (3 replies)

I don't know who that is!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 2d (2 replies)

He's in the picture!

qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 2d (1 reply)

Okay, I'll have to look closer at it!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 2d

Let me know!

arepo@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 2d

Kurwa boberby

yuri@pawb.social · 5 pts · 2d (1 reply)

if you double your bet every time, you can never lose money

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 2d

Casinos hate this trick.

nunzilla@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2d

Thank you for creating high fiber content!

pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1d (3 replies)
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pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1d (2 replies)

What did it say?

pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1d (1 reply)

It contained an accidental misinformation!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1d

I love those :(

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 2d

It could have been worse! At least he isn't lost in Brussels!