More companies, especially airlines, warn higher costs will eat into profits
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/09/14/more-companies-warn-higher-costs-will-eat-into-profits.html
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/09/14/more-companies-warn-higher-costs-will-eat-into-profits.html
19 Comments
Tygr@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 2y
Hey morons, we don’t care! Offset higher costs by reducing your idiotic compensation plans at the executive level.
strawberry@artemis.camp · 6 pts · 2y
but the poor execs! they work so hard, they deserve those bonuses
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Yeah after sacrificing customers, employees, and the environment to profits for decades suck it the fuck up
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 2y
Their…. Record breaking…. Profits?
aksdb@feddit.de · 20 pts · 2y
Stakeholder meeting: "We make lots of profit. It was the best fiscal year ever!"
Internal employee comms: "Sorry, we missed our goals this year. Therefore we don't hand out bonus payments."
justhach@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
No, you don't understand! If we dont increase profits year over year, this will greatly upset Mammon and, like, we can't have that!
Exadyne@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 2y
Boo fucking hoo! Let me play them the world's tiniest violin.
SeaJ@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 2y
Then be okay with lower profits?
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Oh no!
....
Anyway
ME5SENGER_24@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y
As a customer, I don’t give two FLYING fucks about your profits.
malloc@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Oh no, will somebody please think of the shareholders?!
C-level executives to employees: “we need to cut 5% of workforce to pump the stonk!!!1”
paysrenttobirds@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y
If the people doing the work are "eating the profits" I feel like that's what's supposed to happen?
Where else should the profits go...
ZeroCool@feddit.ch · 14 pts · 2y
"Our record breaking profits aren't record breakingly high enough"
Fuck them all. Nationalize the airlines.
athos77@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y
Damnit, I can't find it microscopic violin!
DarkenLM@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
How can't you see it, it's right there!
Now where have I left my sub-atomic violin?...
Gargleblaster@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y
First, you prove down to the penny that you're not just saying that while you profit more.
You think you can just keep pulling the same shit?
Lexam@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 2y
Snake eating it's own tail. "Rising costs" They're the ones raising the prices.
sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 2y
Nobody's yet mentioned their fucking stock buybacks.
shininghero@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y
https://media.tenor.com/yjp2okhcnugAAAAC/worlds-smallest-violin-mr-krabs.gif