These two beautiful and big, very big, men, they were firemen, and they came and they lifted me out of the wreckage, that I showed up to shortly after 9/11, with their bigly bronzed arms. Just hoisting me like a blushing baby, I couldn't help but touch their pecs, you know who has great pecs? I do, or I did, used to. But the evil left they came and they took all that away they said "Mr Trump, sir, your pecs, they gotta go" and then we went, uh, we went.
The photo looks like some kind of photoshoped porn. But I've just discovered he was carried into safety by a pair of firefighters, and spent a while talking about how strong they were.
I just noticed he's always had long hair. I know he beat his first wife after going to the hair transplant place she recommended. I wonder if he's been balding/thinning since he was 20.
16 Comments
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 52 pts · 20h
These two beautiful and big, very big, men, they were firemen, and they came and they lifted me out of the wreckage, that I showed up to shortly after 9/11, with their bigly bronzed arms. Just hoisting me like a blushing baby, I couldn't help but touch their pecs, you know who has great pecs? I do, or I did, used to. But the evil left they came and they took all that away they said "Mr Trump, sir, your pecs, they gotta go" and then we went, uh, we went.
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 34 pts · 19h
It's sad when this could actually be a quote from the pedo in charge. Not far off from the real quote.
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 17 pts · 19h
All off the dome while sitting on the porcelain throne
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 19h
As is tradition.
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 17h
Nah you need to shit your pants to properly channel your inner trump.
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 19h
I can’t believe the evil leftists did that do our big beautiful bronzed god.
They made him into a soggy orange blob :(
aceslip@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 19h
I hate that I have to even ask but, is this real?
marcos@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 19h
The photo looks like some kind of photoshoped porn. But I've just discovered he was carried into safety by a pair of firefighters, and spent a while talking about how strong they were.
tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2h
He also just discovered it
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 17h
Nope. He made a speech talking about how 2 big strong firemen carried him out of the 9/11 rubble or some made up shit
baldingpudenda@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 19h
I just noticed he's always had long hair. I know he beat his first wife after going to the hair transplant place she recommended. I wonder if he's been balding/thinning since he was 20.
Snowclone@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 19h
probably his dumb kids have been bald and thin forever
Snapz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 11h
These guys must have had human shit and orange makeup all over their uniforms after this.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 17h
Your brave leader
thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 19h
He makes me want to puke
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 18h
Go ahead. You'll feel better after.