When you leave her house after 2 hours of just kissing

cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/shit/p/1397569/when-you-leave-her-house-after-2-hours-of-just-kissing

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20 Comments

ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 13d (2 replies)

We’re the same

cRazi_man@europe.pub · 2 pts · 12d (1 reply)

"I should call her"

Edit: Every time my kids put this song on now I'm going to think of your post :/

eezeebee@lemmy.ca · 48 pts · 13d (4 replies)

Or:

theOneTrueSpoon@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 13d

*and

bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 13d (1 reply)

In reality, what gets all swollen is the prostate.

specimen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 12d

Should I be concerned that I’ve never felt this?

MrQuallzin@pie.eyeofthestorm.place · 1 pts · 12d

Testicular hypertension!

Blurntout@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 13d

The specimen is becoming preserved encased in amber

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · -14 pts · 13d (10 replies)

That's not normal

0ops@piefed.zip · 18 pts · 13d (5 replies)

Ben Shapiro or Ben Shapiro's wife?

P1k1e@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 13d (1 reply)

Ben thinking about his sister

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 13d

Male cousins* Dude probably gay af.

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 13d (2 replies)

Your doctor

0ops@piefed.zip · 1 pts · 12d (1 reply)

So the second one lmao

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 12d

OMG lol

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social · 13 pts · 13d (2 replies)

My dick drips like a leaky faucet and my doctor says it’s normal.

nocklobster@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 12d

Sounds like one hot doctor!

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 13d

I never said anything like that!

starchylemming@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 12d

Yes, 2 hours of just kissing is not normal