If you had a pet yak, what would you name it?

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73 Comments

Karcinogen@discuss.tchncs.de · 46 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Weird Al Yakovic

dungbeetle@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

this is my favorite :)

justhach@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Sax.

Yakkity Sax.

archonet@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

damnit I've never had an original thought

Emperor@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y

Well done, you beat me to it.

Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Sparrow. Aka: Captain Yak Sparrow.

infinipurple@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

Good grief, that's very good.

lixxday@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Can't believe nobody said "Yak Sparrow" yet!

Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Someone did!

milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Cappin Yak Spawwow

FinnaJerkIt@lemmynsfw.com · 11 pts · 2y

Michael Yakson

lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 2y

George.

George Yak.

I would hug him and squeeze him, and name him George.

jet@hackertalks.com · 9 pts · 2y

Yakob

JWBananas@startrek.website · 9 pts · 2y

Don't Talk Back

orangeNgreen@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yakary

dungbeetle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

lol

PlutoniumAcid@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ka.

Ka Yak.

Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

"Kai" would sound closer in pronunciation.

thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'd name it Yakidee and be like

yah thats Yakidee the yak. Don't talk back!

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I have no unique thoughts.

iluminae@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Appa

ving_thor@lemmy.one · 3 pts · 2y

Yip Yip!

Godnroc@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Yik

Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Yakov Smirnoff

stevo@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
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31415926535@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

Yakkity yak

Alwaysfallingupyup@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yikidy

theherk@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Losing them would be high risk.

legios@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y

As a fan of American Dad - "Yaks Cousteau", "Yakie O", "Yakie Chan" and "Yakety Yak - Don't Talk Back"

Tersevs@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

If the yak was a male, I would call him "General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union Leonid Brezhnev"

TinklesMcPoo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

And if a female?

tetelestia@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Lucy

spittingimage@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Sax, because I was exposed to a lot of 1970s British comedy while growing up.

bar1@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Yakhoo Serious

bloopernova@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Telly Savalas

dungbeetle@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

heh

thesaddreamer@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y

Yakisoba, or Soba for short

dungbeetle@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

I think my yak would be named Thunderhoof.

sugartits@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Yak McYakFace

qooqie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 4 pts · 2y

Steve.

holycrap@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

Silly. As in silly yak.

FarceMultiplier@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y

Llama.

Yes, the yak is named Llama.

Hazdaz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Jack the Yak. Obviously.

Extrasvhx9he@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 2y

Yak yak

Jackthelad@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Yak the lad.

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y

Kay

RanchOnPancakes@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Steve for sure. Stephen Yakowski the 3rd if we're being formal.

planish@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

Baldy.

Because I cannot resist shaving a good yak.

DmMacniel@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Yona. Because Yona is best Yak.

OceanSoap@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I thought you were going to make Hak reference.

DmMacniel@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y

Sorry, but its just a Friendship is Magic reference :)

fubo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Yaxacoricofallapatorius?

Yaxacoricofallapatorius.

dan1101@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Yakima

coaxil@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Dylan, and he would be amazing!

toybastard@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Sak

Burninator05@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Yancy

m__a__b@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y

Ralph.

bionicjoey@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y

Yakky McYakface

yool_ooloo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I thought 'Kay' was too obvious

joe_archer@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y

Dave

Capricorny90210@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Professor Meatball.

Atemu@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

Emacs.

And I'd shave it every day!

Chickenstalker@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Yakovlev

atrielienz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Sothbey

iegod@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Michael Yakson

kozel@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

As "yak" ando "how" are homonymes in Czech ("jak"), I'd call my jak Jak.

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Zac

Beacuse I have a friend called Zac who we call yak.

TheBananaKing@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Vordimous@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y

I wish I had a water buffalo

Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y

Don combach

Leviathan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Alex

at_an_angle@lemmy.one · 1 pts · 2y

Ace

LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

Yak Chirac, obviously.

intensely_human@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Merle