I swear to god, if I had a penny for every time my bf said some variation of
"You ride me so well, I'm gonna have a heart attack one day 😃 "
I'd be able to afford the surgeries to literally turn my entire face and body cis 😭
Honeyrule
I swear to god, if I had a penny for every time my bf said some variation of
"You ride me so well, I'm gonna have a heart attack one day 😃 "
I'd be able to afford the surgeries to literally turn my entire face and body cis 😭
10 Comments
tenchiken@anarchist.nexus · 21 pts · 9h
Fun memory... Finding out that getting a massive headache just after mind blowing sex was actually a sign of near stroke!
Good times.
AnxiousMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 6h
Waow 👀
That sounds...damn. Hope you're alright ♥️
Sounds like you had fun tho 😆
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 11h
Wait there are surgeries to turn your body cis? I thought I was stuck with a wide ribcage however much money I had
AnxiousMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 11h
I just meant like a ton of cosmetic surgeries. Shoulders, ribs, FFS, hips, lipo and many others...
No, they wouldn't make me cis, but I'd feel a lot more cis, ig...
Sorry for misleading you
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 11h
i know that's what u meant, sorry, I mean, rib surgery actually exists? I've heard of rib removal, but I don't think that shrinks masc ribs
erinmeow@piefed.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 10h
ribcage remodeling exist, risky yeah
AnxiousMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 9h
Remodeling is what I meant, thank you.
What I originally meant, was that having enough money, I would go for all of these riskier and more expensive surgeries, essentially remodeling my entire body
The human ship of Theseus (Ciseus?) 😆
erinmeow@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 8h
BDD
porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 6h
hey it's not very helpful or sensitive to just dump a wikipedia link like that
TerHu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 6h
yeah, what the heck? i clicked it hoping to get more info about rib cage remodelling but it was really just what you described. neither helpful nor sensitive.