A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood...

The nurse asks the rabbit: "What blood type are you?"

"I'm probably a type O," the rabbit answers.

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64bithero@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 5d

I’m just awake enough to get the joke but still sleep deprived enough to find this hilarious

daychilde@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 5d

The joke I've heard that I think this one is based on is this:

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll ya have?" and the rabbit says, "I dunno. I'm probably a typo."

Although I've seen the rabbit reply "I dunno. I'm only here because of autocorrect" which I like better.

But I think OP's version here is even better. It makes "type O" actually topical and make sense in the joke's framework/world.

chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 5d

That's a good one

walden@wetshav.ing · 8 pts · 5d

::: spoiler spoiler Rabbit instead of Rabbi

Type-o :::

Took me a minute. Good one.

homik@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 5d

Classic