The avocado starts multiplying in the night. You awake and they have taken over your home. You are forced out through a window as the walls start to buckle. In a panic you call emergency services, who suspect a mental event, and you are picked up and taken away. The next night the house erupts, avocados multiplying exponentially. They take over your town. The military is called in to deal with this anomaly, but are swiftly defeated by ammunition exhaustion. Your country, from space, is just one mass of an avocado. Soon, the continent. Then, the planet. Next, the universe.
All the while you are trapped, screaming 'I told you! I TRIED TO WARN YOU ALL!' from your padded cell.
They really are. It's such a treat because the prices here for avocado are ridiculous, so I never buy them. But I love them, I can eat them just cutting them in half and go to town with a spoon!
10 Comments
expatriado@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 5d
careful, if you put it on toast you may be poor forever
anarchy79@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 5d
I'm picking up avocados from the streets to eat, how much worse could it really get?
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 5d
The avocado starts multiplying in the night. You awake and they have taken over your home. You are forced out through a window as the walls start to buckle. In a panic you call emergency services, who suspect a mental event, and you are picked up and taken away. The next night the house erupts, avocados multiplying exponentially. They take over your town. The military is called in to deal with this anomaly, but are swiftly defeated by ammunition exhaustion. Your country, from space, is just one mass of an avocado. Soon, the continent. Then, the planet. Next, the universe.
All the while you are trapped, screaming 'I told you! I TRIED TO WARN YOU ALL!' from your padded cell.
anarchy79@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
While I was reading your story and before I came to that part, that was going to be my comment. It makes sense.
vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 5d
Enjoy it! Preparing an avocado is so satisfying for some reason.
anarchy79@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 5d
They really are. It's such a treat because the prices here for avocado are ridiculous, so I never buy them. But I love them, I can eat them just cutting them in half and go to town with a spoon!
breadsmasher@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 5d
i wish theyd put different toys in them. all i get is a wooden ball every time
anarchy79@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 5d
If you stick it in the ground and pour thousands of liters of water on it daily for years, you will get another one!
Free avocados!
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 5d
But is it free?
anarchy79@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 5d
Well, yes!