Kash Patel struggles to explain why bestiality was dropped as FBI disqualification

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SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 4d (3 replies)

TLDR: he fucked an ostrich.

Allegedly.

It was a sick ostrich

He definitely still has a raccoon up his ass. That's why he acts the way he does. It's now a raccoon wearing a human suit, terrified of being caught

I asked Grok what we should do to increase the number of eligible applications and this is what it told me.
- K. Patel 2026

Obviously he wants to hire a prostitute into bestiality... for a friend.