c/trans_joy · by kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8d

forklift certification is an instant 10x hotness multiplier

(according to a friend anyways...)

pov: you have the power of god at your fingertips

we haven't worn this sweater since like before coming out to anyone/anymany if we remember right. but it was in our closet and we figured we'd try and make it work, and it sorta does!!! sleeves are a bit too short but whatever.

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brookedSmile@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 8d (4 replies)

Well it proves that you all can lift things for sure! Honestly certs are pretty hot ngl

Very cutie ❤️❤️

kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 7d (3 replies)

oh are they now? then you'll be glad to hear it's not our only certification!

brookedSmile@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 5d (2 replies)

🥵🥵

kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 4d (1 reply)

if you're curious, one of them is for CPR. and we'd argue that being able to save a life is pretty hot, too :3

brookedSmile@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 4d

Honestly the hottest! Being able and willing to help people and save people is like top 3 in my book of attractive qualities ❤️❤️

crowcore_explorer@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 7d (1 reply)

in my day you didn't worry about certs. you just got on the forklift and then took out a whole wall of paint (hardware store). if i'd known I could 10x my cuteness think of all the paint that could have been saved. congrats on the cert!

kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 7d

holy shit what a girlboss xD

dotCody@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 8d (2 replies)

Is that a junky Hyster?

LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 8d (1 reply)

I’ve got a junky hyster. :3

kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 7d

we dont know if you are saying this in a non-literal, innuendo fashion, or actually own a beat-up forklift (or both), but either way we love the implications ^^

erotador@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 7d (1 reply)

i know how to use a pallet jack does that count

DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 7d

a pallet jack is just an adolescent forklift :3

::: spoiler relevant meme :::