Depth perception, if you will

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12 Comments

shittydwarf@piefed.ca · 31 pts · 8d

VibeSurgeon@piefed.social · 16 pts · 8d (3 replies)

Reach enlightenment by sitting down

EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 8d (2 replies)

Nighttime rule.

Standing posture during the day. Sit when wake to pee, prevent unintended authority questions.

DarkSirrush@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 8d

My hair is now long enough that I could, if I wasn't careful, piss on it in my normal half awake piss pose.

The first time i do so I am switching to sitting to piss in the evening.

explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 7d

Simply walk all the way forward and aim down

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 8d (1 reply)

Stealth also doubles as cleaning those stubborn shitpost stragglers

deacon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 8d

Fellow dogooder

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 8d

stealth every time

Grass@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 8d

all of them have also have:

  • spatter a bunch on your legs
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 8d

Establish presence has the most favourable splash profile.

deacon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 8d

I use my extreme urethral pressure for good, by knocking off the little shitbits that tend to stick to the bowl, with my majestic stream.

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 8d

Took me a minute to understand what I was looking at. I thought it was an illustration of some sort of sex toy, head-on.