What do you do when your cover is blown?

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11 Comments

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 5d

Tell my spouse that's not what needs to be blown.

davel@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 5d

I visit a certain vacuum cleaner shop in Albuquerque with a suitcase full of cash.

Aeao@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 5d

Well I sleep with the fan on so that’s not unusual.

beliquititious@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 5d

If it still drives limp it to my mechanic, if it doesn't remove/scratch off the vin plates and etchings and set it on fire and report it stolen.

TraipsersWill@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 5d

Chase it down the block, and hope it doesn't land in a stormdrain again.

B1tch_Pudding@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 5d

Spam the same comment over and over then abandon the account

PrimeErective@startrek.website · 3 pts · 5d

Then I would need to see you alone. Cancel all operations and tell your friends to cool it

folaht@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 5d

Tell him that we need to get back to work.

gray@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 5d

Cry

deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 5d

Mea culpa.

Because I'm not an asshole.

hyacin@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3d

Burn it all, to the fucking ground.