c/shittyasklemmy · by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 5dWhat do you do when your cover is blown? 13 points · 11 comments · view on lemmy.world
11 Comments
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 5d
Tell my spouse that's not what needs to be blown.
davel@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 5d
I visit a certain vacuum cleaner shop in Albuquerque with a suitcase full of cash.
Aeao@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 5d
Well I sleep with the fan on so that’s not unusual.
beliquititious@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 5d
If it still drives limp it to my mechanic, if it doesn't remove/scratch off the vin plates and etchings and set it on fire and report it stolen.
TraipsersWill@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 5d
Chase it down the block, and hope it doesn't land in a stormdrain again.
B1tch_Pudding@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 5d
Spam the same comment over and over then abandon the account
PrimeErective@startrek.website · 3 pts · 5d
Then I would need to see you alone. Cancel all operations and tell your friends to cool it
folaht@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 5d
Tell him that we need to get back to work.
gray@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 5d
Cry
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 5d
Mea culpa.
Because I'm not an asshole.
hyacin@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3d
Burn it all, to the fucking ground.