Cult of Anthropic Insiders Rumored to Be Worshipping Claude as a God

https://futurism.com/future-society/cult-anthropic-insiders-worshipping-claude-god

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pastermil@sh.itjust.works · 39 pts · 1d (1 reply)

"God, am I secretely a snail brain wrapped in a pastrami encasing?"

"You're absolutely right!"

Zarobi@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 1d

I'm feeling extremely depressed. Do you know any ways I could improve my situation?

Shakes phone

Ask again later.

Klostein@reddthat.com · 33 pts · 1d


Worship the butthole!

Sibbo@sopuli.xyz · 29 pts · 1d (5 replies)

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" or so

yukichigai@kbin.earth · 19 pts · 1d (3 replies)

"The reverse is also true." - The Doctor

bort@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Which Doctor?

ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip · 15 pts · 1d

The

yukichigai@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 15h

7th Doctor if memory serves.

WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 21h

Any sufficiently ignorant person will be unable to distinguish advanced technology from magic

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 28 pts · 1d

"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah." - Athropic employees, maybe.

heliotrope@slrpnk.net · 16 pts · 22h

This should have been a gag in a sitcom; not an article in Futurism...

kikutwo@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1d

Yeah, we're fucked.

Taleya@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 23h

The basilisk will devour regardless

Infrapink@thebrainbin.org · 7 pts · 1d

Lord Primus blesses the Butlerians in their jihad against the false gods.

mobyduck648@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 22h

This worship of abominable intelligence is an atrocious heresy against the Omnissiah!

Gumbyyy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 22h

Sure they are.