Demon: "Listen I'm here to commit a litany of atrocities - from serial arson to ecocide to child dismembersment - because I hate the very material realms of existence and want to annihilate reality itself bit by bit. But I just don't feel comfortable with anal sex."
6 Comments
IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2d
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burido@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2d
Demon: "Listen I'm here to commit a litany of atrocities - from serial arson to ecocide to child dismembersment - because I hate the very material realms of existence and want to annihilate reality itself bit by bit. But I just don't feel comfortable with anal sex."
zloubida@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2d
Anal sex is good, demons are evil so they hate good things, thus demons hate anal sex. QED.
trampel@feddit.org · 6 pts · 2d
I think that came out exactly as planned! (NSFW!)
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2d
I fucking love oglaf