Yevgeny Prigozhin asked the no pooping for 3 days question so that his troops can take less toilet breaks during the coup.
Plus Putin sounds like pooping
Yevgeny Prigozhin asked the no pooping for 3 days question so that his troops can take less toilet breaks during the coup.
13 Comments
sngoose@feddit.de · 47 pts · 3y
With all this insanity around: I do not have any reason to not believe this is 100% true
Haus@kbin.social · 18 pts · 3y
Nobody suggested borscht.
FleaCatcher@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 3y
Aktually it was Putin, because he'll walk (to the underground train station), take a train, and do all this while not enjoying it.
baseless_discourse@mander.xyz · 11 pts · 3y
I like that the coup leader goes into super panic mode when he eats a gummy worm from his troops.
Context: https://lemmy.world/post/493607
adidson@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
No wonder they stopped. Eating the gummy worms meant they wouldn't be able to last three days
z3n0x@feddit.de · 10 pts · 3y
We solved it bois. Pack it up.
KingGordon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
Lmao. Too funny.
Wander@yiffit.net · 6 pts · 3y
It all makes sense now.
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Logic checks out. We did it Lemmy, we solved the mystery!
KeefChief12@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y
It all ties together... Finally
RQG@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Maybe it was all a misunderstanding. They think it's a 3 day no Putin challenge. So they're trying to get rid of Putin within 3 days.
DMBFFF@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
yt:Molotov - Puto