c/memes · by jballs@sh.itjust.works · 3yCreated a new Lemmy user manual 255 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world
17 Comments
jballs@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 3y
Figured this should be required reading
Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 3y
What does the poop of apples look like?
Ketchup@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
First find out which creature poops in the shape of apples, Then work back from there ofcourse. I’m Glad I came to Lemmy to increase the wisdom intelligence here with you all.
Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 3y
So, in german the word for horse poop is "Pferdeäpfel" ("horse-apples"), so going by your method, apples poop in the shape of horses. Thanks, TIL!
supermurs@suppo.fi · 3 pts · 3y
This is interesting!
Johanno@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 2 pts · 3y
Papa ich will nen Apfel.
Wie wäre es mit einem Pferdeafpel? XDDDDD
Translation:
Dad I want an apple
How about a horse apple? XDDDD
outer_spec@lemmy.studio · 2 pts · 3y
ok but where’s the apple’s butthole
GojuRyu@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
It's funny in Danish we call them hæstepærre which means horse-pears
mizu6079@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
TWeaK@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 3y
Except /u/mizu
entropicshart@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
But do they poop once in three days?
mykl@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 3y
And to think we were all here for this glorious day. What a story to tell our children.
PeterPoopshit@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y
TIL apples can poop
kratoz29@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Not everybody it seems.
mershed_perderders@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y
...eventually...
Tucumano88@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y
Pooping and reading, like...now
s6original@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Imagine Everyone Poops on your coffee table.