fuck Zodiac signs, how do you take your steak?

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casmael@lemm.ee · 35 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I like my steak like I like my solar systems: predictable, stable, evenly distributed

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

As your steak, your table and you slowly drift towards my table where I ordered mine 'Extra Divine'

casmael@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

All with an excellent view, because we’re seated at a window in The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe™️

ikidd@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y

I like mine so rare that a good vet could bring it back to life.

Default_Defect@midwest.social · 21 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Doctor told me after the transplant that I should only eat steak well done. I just won't eat steak rather than ruin the meat.

Seventhlevin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I would get a second opinion!

Default_Defect@midwest.social · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yeah, I know its not a completely necessary precaution from a bit of internet searching, but honestly? After all I went through leading up to the transplant. I'm okay with making a minor sacrifice to be overly cautious.

antinjection@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y

you may be safe by using sous vide/pasteurising the steak. same texture and safer to consume. maybe look into it if you really craving steak (which i assume you're not right now). same goes for things like cured meats

Dettweiler42@lemmyonline.com · 18 pts · 2y (2 replies)

"Blue" goes between Rare and Epic. It's basically the legal minimum you can cook a steak in a restaurant.

discodoubloon@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Elongating this meme with a “Red” on the other side with a burning hot coal ember haha…

Dettweiler42@lemmyonline.com · 3 pts · 2y

That would fit well between "Astounding" and "Congratulations"

EliteCaster@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Medium rare please

beteljuice@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Legendary is the only option

EliteCaster@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

No there were 12 other options actually

Tigbitties@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

De-horn it and slap it with a hot frying pan.

FFbob@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Show the cow a fire and bring it to the table.

Pantsofmagic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

This guy steaks.

Foggyfroggy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

From big bang, to medium rare, to heat death of the universe, how do you take your steak, sir?

UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

kurzgesagt, I want it to make me feel tiny and insignificant.

discodoubloon@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y

Oh, now that’s a great steak!

GreenMario@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

Unreal. My hope is if I eat that steak we all disappear.

GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I like mine cooked until I see dark matter.

DarkenLM@artemis.camp · 5 pts · 2y

What are you cooking your steak with? A singularity?

guyrocket@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Good lord, "Congratulations"!?!?

Congratulations on ruining that poor steak. Apologize to that cow for giving its life in vain!

Medium rare for me.

Baked ribeye = awesome.

catsup@lemmy.one · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Its a meme bruv, obviously no one eats meat like that

guyrocket@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You haven't met my sister!

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

To shreds, you say?

Globulart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

If "well done" is overcooking thoroughly it makes sense that charring to an inedible mess is a stronger form of praise.

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Divine. You feel like you become the steak.

peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

ah, yes my ex wife proffered hers like a quasar too, with keychup

_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Fuck your steak: How do you take your chicken?

"I'll have the chicken, medium-rare."

match@pawb.social · 2 pts · 2y

Congratulations

Rolder@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 2y

Rare for me. As rare as possible before I’m risking food poisoning.

leggettc18@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Are the first three a terraria reference?

ProstheticBrain@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Don't know about terraria specifically, but it's a sliding scale of how you like beef cooked right?

The mid section is the usual meat doneness from Well done to Rare

Going up it parodies loot rarity types from Rare to Mythic (maybe Unreal is one too?). The idea is that, going "more rare" than rare beef is

  • Rare - Rare beef
  • Epic - raw beef
  • Legendary - Live cow
  • Mythic - All the ancestral cow-like creatures that evolved into cow
  • Unreal - The primordial ancestor of all life on land
leggettc18@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y

No I get that, I just mean specifically did they get the idea for the exact text to use from terraria. Those are prefixes you can get on weapons, and I think they are in order of how good they are as well.

Zeshade@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I didn't get the first two pictures so yeah I would be interested to know

leggettc18@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y

The pictures definitely aren’t from Terraria, but the text matches some of the weapon prefixes.

nal@lib.lgbt · 2 pts · 2y

medium rare

ultra@feddit.ro · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Well done

TheMemorius@postit.quantentoast.de · 7 pts · 2y

Thanks

Uniquitous@lemmy.one · 1 pts · 2y

I prefer my steak oiled, seasoned, and then seared in the heart of a supernova

UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Seriously though, what would I expect if I ordered a medium well or medium done steak?

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

To be asked politely, but firmly, to leave.

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Give me unreal or give me death!