"I spent years in prison because I killed school bullies. I had plenty time to think about it and realized that if I kill the bully, a new one will take their place. If I want to end all this, I have to kill the victims."
Oh wow! I never though about it that way! I was about to shoot up the neighborhood but now that Jake is on the case, I'll go allnd start a butterfly collection
Does this mean that he's been secretly responsible for some/all school shootings, is addicted to doing them, and is asking for an intervention to help him stop and get into rehab?
34 Comments
MossyFeathers@pawb.social · 80 pts · 2y
Why does he look like he's about to shoot up a school himself? Like, "I'm gonna end school shootings... BY SHOOTING UP A SCHOOL!"
rockSlayer@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y
No you don't understand he's going to shoot all the future shooters
MossyFeathers@pawb.social · 21 pts · 2y
Can't kill kids if there aren't any kids left to kill.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Such forward-thinking
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 2y
The school shooting to end all school shootings
lugal@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
"I spent years in prison because I killed school bullies. I had plenty time to think about it and realized that if I kill the bully, a new one will take their place. If I want to end all this, I have to kill the victims."
refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 2y
That was my first thought too
affiliate@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
one last hurrah
Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y
GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y
Fuck, now everyone's going to do it more just to spite him
flubba86@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2y
Oh thank god. Everyone has been just sitting here waiting until Jake said it's okay to end it.
paddirn@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y
What the fuck was he waiting for? Did not enough people like and subscribe before now?
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y
They were overloaded with thoughts, but the prayers were lagging.
obinice@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y
Phew, I'm glad he's gonna stop shooting up schools. Time to hang up the ol' hat and retire.
phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 32 pts · 2y
Oh wow! I never though about it that way! I was about to shoot up the neighborhood but now that Jake is on the case, I'll go allnd start a butterfly collection
ikapoz@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y
As dumb as it is, it’s STILL the smartest thing I’ve ever heard him say.
SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
Butterfly as in the the living thing (is it an insect?) Or as in the knife
HoustonHenry@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Both, he's gonna attach the butterflies using butterfly knives...he's gonna need a lot of 'em, might start a gofundme?
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Won't anyone think of the butterflies?
lugal@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
You totally misread it. It's about school shooting. What you do at home or in your own neighborhood is your thing
sagrotan@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
School shooters worldwide have decided, that it's finally time to end Jake Paul.
retrieval4558@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 2y
Hard to say which has done more damage, really
AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
He's finally had enough. It's time.
ubermeisters@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 2y
You guys laugh, but kids do things because a YouTuber said so all the time.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
Good thing all school shooters idolize Paul Jake
CoolBeance@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
The most original joke in here (not being sarcastic)
Unicode13051@lemmyf.uk · 17 pts · 2y
Does this mean that he's been secretly responsible for some/all school shootings, is addicted to doing them, and is asking for an intervention to help him stop and get into rehab?
The_Wolf_of_Walmart@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Wow, hot take.
Sharkwellington@lemmy.one · 17 pts · 2y
Stop the count! We finally know the answer to "How many shootings is enough?"
kryostar@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
seahorse@midwest.social · 10 pts · 2y
thelastknowngod@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
Is there anything he can't do? What an inspiration!
DeveloperKai@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Well there goes tomorrow's plans...
killeronthecorner@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
When will school shootings decide it's time to go end Jake Paul?
Spliffman1@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Sho@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Can the Paul Brothers take all their money and just fuck off already?