Maybe the OP image isnt done by this guy, but was close enough to fire off the neurons that remembered reading those mass effect comics so very many years ago.

caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y

Wow the comments on those comics are horrible

orvorn@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Thanks for linking - I just browsed through this guy's site and he's a total nutjob lmao.

A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Yeesh, you're right. all I ever saw of his was the mass effect comics, usually reposted elsewhere.

LongPigFlavor@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Source

LongPigFlavor@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Source

AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Okay, but can she think of enough disses to throw that that chicken for 30 minutes?

unreachable@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

concise decision

OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'm over here speedrunning that recipe 😢

cactus@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 2y

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bi_tux@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Why will mine only take 5mins? );

creditCrazy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Me a man: welp better go 60

qooqie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (15 replies)

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thanevim@kbin.social · 79 pts · 2y (14 replies)

The instructions that are being read are implying longer cook times if the chicken breasts are considered large. The joke is that the character realizes she has large breasts herself, and bases cook time on her own breasts rather than the chicken she's actually cooking

GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social · -62 pts · 2y (13 replies)

...and now it's not funny anymore.

cynar@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y

Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but something does in the process.

nei7jc@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (11 replies)

I mean it should have gone through spoilers, but to be fair I don't even know how to do that.

cactus@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 2y (5 replies)

By writing >! text here !<

SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Isn't that limited to certain clients and not universal like

::: spoiler spoiler this is a spoiler :::

poppy@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Neither you nor the person above have spoiler tags that work for my app. 🙃

SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 2y

Well, the person above me didn't actually use the spoiler tags, they were just showing how it would look like while editing, here's an example to see if it works for you

!This is a spoiler!<

Carnelian@lemmy.world · -12 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Just write SPOILERS AHEAD then do a bunch of line breaks so people have to scroll a while to see it

DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (3 replies)

::: spoiler or you do spoilers like this I like large breasts :::

::: spoiler Also I like small breasts too :::

nei7jc@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I see the text. Might just be the app

scottywh@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

!it works in sync!<

DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Likely. The markdown engine Lemmy-UI uses has a couple extensions like spoiler blocks and tables.

fne8w2ah@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y

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PissinSelfNdriveway@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 2y (3 replies)

The fuck is in the Ziploc? That's not how you chicken

Edit: don't mind me I was dumb

weeeeum@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's the marinade

PissinSelfNdriveway@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

Well apparently I shouldn't drink and internet, idk why I didn't know that, I was just picturing her putting chicken and a little salt imi a bag and giving it half a shake. Don't mind me I'm just dumb

morphballganon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I figured it was bread crumbs

Panurge987@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Only the first panel is needed. The next two are redundant spoon-feeding the audience.

Klear@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

I would accept a 2-panel version as well. Because boobs.

morphballganon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The look on her face is part of what makes it great. The whoosh

new_acct_who_dis@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Agreed! The look on her face sells the joke

EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y

Did reading two more panels cost so much valuable time to you, bro? Or do titties offend you?