c/lemmyshitpost · by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 2yMake sure to toss with olive oil after. 312 points · 30 comments · view on lemmy.world
30 Comments
Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip · 68 pts · 2y
It costs nothing to never put these words together that way though
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
Good morning you're welcome have a splendid day.
Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 2y
ðŸ˜
4am@lemm.ee · 46 pts · 2y
What a terrible day to be literate
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Good morning I hope you have the best day and a plate of spaghetti for dinner.
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
We need something opposite of the Hank/Bobby Hill meme.
LemmyFeed@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y
Can I go back to the time before I read this?
Comment105@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
no but we can track down their location and denazify the area
DarkenLM@kbin.social · 24 pts · 2y
Well that's one way to start the day. This deserves a drink! Now where did I put the bleach?.
Doll_Tow_Jet-ski@kbin.social · 21 pts · 2y
This is wrong. The singular of spaghetti is spagheto, not noodle.
Comment105@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
His noodly appendages are all equal and valid
R'amen
Spliffman1@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
🤌
blackluster117@possumpat.io · 13 pts · 2y
Who would've thought I'd get my full internet dosage so quickly today. Gonna go stick my head in the oven now.
DeveloperKai@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
I'm gonna go drink some vodquila to forget this...and maybe everything else while I'm at it...
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Good afternoon enjoy your day.
DagonPie@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y
Why did i save this
over_clox@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Because Grandma never cooked them right, duh.
Pregnenolone@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
This sentence is in the library of Babel.
And now here.
underKap@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
The good part is that u dont need to add salt
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Think of the time saving
jwagner7813@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
What are the odds I see this shit right after having a stent put in....
Rouxibeau@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
50/50. You either see it or you don't.
Comment105@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
I don't understand why schools make statistics seem so complicated
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Omigod I'm so sorry.
jwagner7813@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I appreciate it. I'm better now but I found it kind of comical lol
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Easier to put the noodle in.
Psaldorn@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
I felt this in my bladder
Comment105@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
I feel it in my spleen
The Cringe is all around me
And so the horror grows
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I peed a little.
dipshit@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
sounds al dente!
Spliffman1@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y