c/lemmyshitpost · by Merlin13245@lemmy.world · 2yRule 2 467 points · 26 comments · view on lemmy.world
26 Comments
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y
To some, this would be a forgettable shitpost. To my five year old, a shabby library printout of this would be a prized possession.
Fuckin saved
volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Your kid will go to bed at 8 sharp like a clockwork
PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 2y
WOLF PACK RULE NO 1: CRANK THAT HOG AWOOOOO
Napain@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 2y
HECK YEAH!!!1?! ARROO
Moc@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 17 pts · 2y
The rules are more like a set of guidelines. You're not really beholden to them.
(Means 'fuck you, I'm not going to bed.')
jopepa@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Capt. Skull N Crosseyes clarifies “Bedtime” is polite misnomer for the nightly boning.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
We're gonna bone this turkey by sunrise or your pizza's free.
Wait
I forget which job I'm at
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 3 pts · 2y
Mmm... turkey pizza... 🤤
jopepa@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Deee*bone this turkey. I know it’s a little overwhelming the Thanksgiving Deep dishes are a lot of work this time of year but worth it for the honor of wearing this Capt Crosseyes Morning Pizzeria apron and startin’ every day the Capt Crosseyes way.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Aw fuck
jopepa@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Save it for eight and take a rum break man you seem stressed
Spliffman1@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y
Complaining about not wanting to go to bed is even more juvenile.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 2 pts · 2y
We're not complaining. We're just not doing it.
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
Now you're just pitching a tantrum.
Spliffman1@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
The fuck it's not! My wife let's me stay up as long as I want!
...unless it's a work night...
Spliffman1@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
PlasticExistence@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
The first rule is: You don't talk about Pirate Club!
hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social · 9 pts · 2y
And the third rule is: signal for at least two blinker flashes before changing lanes or braking so the people around you can respond accordingly.
creditCrazy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
A very round about way of saying bmw drivers are not allowed to be pirates
Spliffman1@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I don't want to catch anyone not drinking
Spliffman1@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Rooty@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Hoo boy, I sure love waking up a 3am.
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
I'll stay up as long as I damned well please. I do what I want 'cause a pirate is free.
suckaduck@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y
You are a pirate.
creditCrazy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Rule 3 you have to be awake after 9pm hence the picture poor soul hes only been getting 1 hour of sleep
ForensicFart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 1 pts · 2y
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
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rez_doggie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Worst buttpirate ever
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Your rules suck