Man Locks Down Marriage Proposal Just As Hair Loss Becomes Noticeable
https://www.theonion.com/man-locks-down-marriage-proposal-just-as-hair-loss-beco-1850865344
https://www.theonion.com/man-locks-down-marriage-proposal-just-as-hair-loss-beco-1850865344
10 Comments
jballs@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 2y
Can relate. Especially the last line part.
ashtefere@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Same. Literally me.
Kahlenar@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Definitely not the Picard Maneuver
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 16 pts · 2y
The Picard maneuver here would be to shave it early and look the same age for like 30 years
psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Heartwarming. She noticed but decided to follow her heart of hearts and say yes anyway.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
Heart of hearts, is that the new name for Gspot?
WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Mutual Savings Account
teft@startrek.website · 6 pts · 2y
The way to her heart is financial stability.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
His cock reaches all the way to the bank?
WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Same thing to some women.
m3t00@midwest.social · 5 pts · 2y