c/lemmyshitpost · by setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 2ythe future is now, old man 571 points · 50 comments · view on lemmy.world
50 Comments
Currens_felis@lemmy.ml · 74 pts · 2y
Where do I become a holy fool?
realitista@lemm.ee · 36 pts · 2y
Your local church
Deadeyegai@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Right? Like does it come with good benefits and a 401k match too? I mean I'm already sold but the highwayman job is quite lacking in that space. Asking for a friend
photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 2y
Have you seen those televangelists? They make fucking bank.
jayemar@lemm.ee · 67 pts · 2y
I didn't realize train robber was still an option
Rakonat@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
An entire life of shennigans and mischief wasted, I COULDA ROBBED TRAINS?!
SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml · 32 pts · 2y
Also coulda been robbing banks with an avocado, but like me you've been mooching around like a goddamn chump....
Emanuel@lemmy.eco.br · 9 pts · 2y
"All warfare is based […]"
rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net · 3 pts · 2y
“Anything can be a weapon if you try hard enough”
son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Why do you think public transportation is popular with the youth?
redballooon@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
Well the goods have become larger and heavier, you'll probably need to kidnap the train before you can rob it.
figaro@lemdro.id · 6 pts · 2y
I suppose I could utilize a larger train to kidnap the train
Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2y
It was never NOT an option.
We do still have trains, don't we?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 50 pts · 2y
"I wanna be TikTok when I grow up."
"You want to make content for TikTok?"
"No! I want to be the app!"
Bread@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y
It sounds stupid, but kids are stupid. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a police car. Not a cop, the car. Sometimes dreams need to stay dreams.
jarfil@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Well, have you ever seen a police car break any laws? Your dream was great, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Bread@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
I appreciate it, but I changed course and switched to IT. I grew up to be a server rack now and it has been great!
Smokeydope@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Never give up on your dream, it might just be possible with enough cybernetics and plastic surgery! The future is now!
Bread@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
I can't remember, but do the cars eat at any point? What do they eat?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
I want to be a firetruck
pedro@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
I'm Idaho
son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
As a young boy I dreamed of being a baseball.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 2y
"I want children to be addicted to touching my body with their grubby little hands"
Preciseid@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
A few Catholic priests, salivating, enters the chat.
capy_bara@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 2y
Up yours, woke moralists! We'll see who cancels who
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y
Cancellation incoming
Smokeydope@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
related
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 47 pts · 2y
Just the stuff thats visible here is already more than 100% lol
AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 2y
Which is why you don't see "mathematician" on the list.
rockerface@lemm.ee · 27 pts · 2y
Maybe some kids want multiple jobs
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
No one wants two jobs, but the kids these days know they'll need it
pedro@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Many kids would like to be a teacher on Monday, an astronaut on Tuesday, a veterinarian on Wednesday, ....
But I guess here the demographic is a little older than my example so it might not apply
pizzahoe@lemm.ee · 35 pts · 2y
Woke moralist. The destroyer of Jordan Peterson.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 2y
Pretty sure that was the benzos
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Woke Moralists and Benzos handshake meme: Destroying Jordan Bitchass Peterson
LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 30 pts · 2y
Hey fellow kids! Who wants to be a woke moralist, amirite?
(e: I had a son, so I do believe the 11.9% train robber stat, tho)
devdad@programming.dev · 21 pts · 2y
Had? I hope you’re ok.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
Oh no, he’s fine. Poor choice of words; he’s all grown up now is all.
ZILtoid1991@kbin.social · 21 pts · 2y
I'm a wojak artist.
capy_bara@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Prove it
ZILtoid1991@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y
Here's a creation of mine.
troglodytis@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Woah
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
What the fuck is wojak?
Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 2y
Here are some examples:
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I see. I never really got that thing. I guess I'm too old.
PatFussy@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y
Real human bean
virku@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
I guess my toddlers aren't main stream then. One wants to be a policefiremantruck and the other a snail tamer.
turbowafflz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Snail tamer sounds like an amazing job
Thranduil@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Its very dangerous. A feral snail can be more deadly than the monthy python rabbit. The tend to be cool tho
OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Dang those kids can spell Beaureaoucrat
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y