c/programmer_humor · by genfood@feddit.de · 2yUser with this age already exists 401 points · 19 comments · view on lemmy.world
19 Comments
intelati@programming.dev · 66 pts · 2y
https://xkcd.com/1700/
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com · 15 pts · 2y
Well I just got a great idea for next time I need to change a password.
MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com · 26 pts · 2y
When you pick the wrong column for your primary key.
paddirn@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Incredibly exclusive userbase, less than 100 users ever at any one time.
FaceDeer@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y
If I encountered a system that badly designed, I would check to see if it takes non-integer ages and maybe get in that way.
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 2y
Failing that, there's also unreasonably large numbers and negative numbers.
jayandp@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
I'm 65535 years old, and you can't prove otherwise!
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 2y
Only neanderthal kids will remember.
Beanie@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y
Why stop there? How about a lil' white hat hacking with SQL injection :)
FiskFisk33@startrek.website · 1 pts · 2y
bob'; DROP TABLE users;
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 2y
What happens when a user grows a year older?
MajorHavoc@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Every other user will also have grown a year older, so it will be fine.
senbonzakura@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Not at the same time!
MajorHavoc@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
We will have to synchronize everyone's birthday, yes.
Luckily, 40% of our users were born on January 1, anyway.
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 2y
thatsthejoke.gif
I think, anyway.
IronCorgi@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
A newborn user can register?
Speiser0@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y
Enter NaN. Or else your age is just a number.
Selmafudd@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
17.1
jameridev@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2y
...and don't forget the matches...
IamRoot@sh.itjust.works · -2 pts · 2y