Big note, Kellogg himself was extremely insistent that neither should be sweetened. Old school American fundamentalism, the kind of shit that got the puritans kicked out of Europe.
I remember my friends and myself looking up "things to do instead of drugs" on some anti drug website once back in high school. Pretty much all of the suggestions had to do with playing in snow. We lived in the tropics with zero snow. So we bought an eight ball and went skiing instead.
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NataliePortland@lemmy.ca · 49 pts · 2y
Thank you Dr Kellogg
Endorkend@kbin.social · 21 pts · 2y
I saw a documentary about Kellogg a while back.
That man had issues.
MelodiousFunk@kbin.social · 13 pts · 2y
Nothing some good wholesome grains couldn't
curesuppress.21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 2y
And a yogurt enema, of course.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Who's worse: Kellogg or the Oneidas?
wurosh@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
Given his theories I'm convinced the man had some sort of food/gainer fetish he didn't know how to deal with
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 25 pts · 2y
Oops. I accidently added marshmallow and chocolate and now I am even hornier.
JoMomma@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
Eat more crackers... RTFM
shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
no longer unwanted, now you want s’more
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Let's not forget corn flakes and granola.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Corn flakes and granola? Sounds awful. One or the other please.
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com · 8 pts · 2y
Big note, Kellogg himself was extremely insistent that neither should be sweetened. Old school American fundamentalism, the kind of shit that got the puritans kicked out of Europe.
frogfruit@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
I wish it wasn't so difficult to find unsweetened cereal nowadays
prole@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Kellogg was extremely insistent about a lot of things lol
shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
You disrespectin my Honey Bunches of Oats?
solstice@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
I remember my friends and myself looking up "things to do instead of drugs" on some anti drug website once back in high school. Pretty much all of the suggestions had to do with playing in snow. We lived in the tropics with zero snow. So we bought an eight ball and went skiing instead.
balderdash9@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 2y
peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
How the fuck did I never see this possibility? He'd totally be the character tempted with it too.
Telodzrum@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 2y
I heard that the modern graham cracker is so decadent that Sylvester Graham would be scandalized.
iHUNTcriminals@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Tell that one to limp bizket
moistclump@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Still more useful than the Christian churches advice. Having natural sexual urges? Have you tried just not? Or a lifetime of guilt?
I’d take Graham crackers any day.
SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y
Some of y'all need to eat a whole sleeve of them. Y'all nasty.
JCreazy@midwest.social · 3 pts · 2y
Now I want s'mores
whoisearth@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
Ah fuck. Now i do too.
Sabre363@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
The Catholics and politicians are gonna need a lot of graham crackers
stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Don’t forget the priests
paddirn@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Oh wow, that worked. I got a bonus glazed cracker out of the whole deal too. Win-Win.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y
prole@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Oh wow, deep cut lol
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y
It was the first thing to pop into my head. Most of my cultural references are from the 90s, it seems.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Not one of their best.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y