You could get them removed and they'd never stick to your leg again. But maybe consult a doctor first, it's possible they're keeping you from getting osteoporosis or something. I kept my ovaries when I yeeted my uterus for that reason. (You should probably have a doctor do the procedure too, if you decide to go balls-free, even though it's more expensive than having a cowboy do it.)
22 Comments
Draegur@lemm.ee · 125 pts · 2y
i'm so much more fucking exhausted 30 seconds after reading this than i was thirty seconds before i read it
18107@aussie.zone · 108 pts · 2y
Wow, this one took me too long.
Mothra@mander.xyz · 20 pts · 2y
You're not alone
Anticorp@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 2y
Oh... duh! I didn't even realize that I didn't get it until I saw these two comments.
MELVAR@lemmy.world · 82 pts · 2y
even more impressively it's double the amount
yggdar@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 2y
Wow, is it exactly double?! Nature is amazing! This kind of little details really proves that there is an almighty creator!
/s
JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee · 42 pts · 2y
Lol. One more, technically true.
danc4498@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y
I got more balls than there are stars in the solar system. Big balls too.
genoxidedev1@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y
Would you rather: have one ball, a big ball, but no more games or two small balls, unlimited balls, but no more balls?
danc4498@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Pretty sure I’m done with my balls. At this point they just get in the way.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
You could get them removed and they'd never stick to your leg again. But maybe consult a doctor first, it's possible they're keeping you from getting osteoporosis or something. I kept my ovaries when I yeeted my uterus for that reason. (You should probably have a doctor do the procedure too, if you decide to go balls-free, even though it's more expensive than having a cowboy do it.)
BrokenToY@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Those elastic bands are pretty cheap. I think the investment is in the applicator.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Ponytail holders!
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
Imagine that there are four balls at the edge of a cliff.
user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 29 pts · 2y
Actually, the number is equal, because you are my superstar!
itsonlygeorge@reddthat.com · 21 pts · 2y
So, 2?
Lmaydev@programming.dev · 14 pts · 2y
It's more than 1 tbf
Whelks_chance@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Big if true
DozensOfDonner@mander.xyz · 13 pts · 2y
Goddamn
qyron@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 2y
It's not wrong.
sj_zero@lotide.fbxl.net · 4 pts · 2y
I should hope so! Lol
Kichae@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
You wouldn't be so smug, with all your fancy shmancy hydrogen atoms, if we had ever found Nemesis!