I just had to guard a bank vault against a guy that thought he could open it by bludgeoning it with bananas. Can I use this to negotiate for more paid vacation days?
There was an account that made a ton of posts in different communities implying that they were planning a banana-themed bank robbery. (asking if the bananamobile could outrun a police car was their most popular post, for example)
The account's either been deleted or banned, unfortunately, so there's nothing I can link to.
Well you get a number of vacation days mandated by law (about 20 to 40 depending where you live) so why that? But you can probably argue for hazard pay, bananas are nasty. I mean, everything is being compared to bananas. They're not to be messed with.
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DrWeevilJammer@lm.rdbt.no · 13 pts · 3y
Yiga Clan would like to know your location
collegefurtrader@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 3y
No, only if penises were involved.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
Do you have a banana allergy? A bananallergy?
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
Wut
maximus@lemmy.sdf.org · 13 pts · 3y
There was an account that made a ton of posts in different communities implying that they were planning a banana-themed bank robbery. (asking if the bananamobile could outrun a police car was their most popular post, for example)
The account's either been deleted or banned, unfortunately, so there's nothing I can link to.
Manibusan@fanaticus.social · 6 pts · 3y
I miss banana plant guy already. Gone too soon.
_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y
Probably not.
CAPSLOCKFTW@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y
Should've let him get through srsly
herrwoland@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Pro tip: don't take your meds before you get a raise!
WhoRoger@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Well you get a number of vacation days mandated by law (about 20 to 40 depending where you live) so why that? But you can probably argue for hazard pay, bananas are nasty. I mean, everything is being compared to bananas. They're not to be messed with.