I just had to guard a bank vault against a guy that thought he could open it by bludgeoning it with bananas. Can I use this to negotiate for more paid vacation days?

RIP banana plant guy 2023-2023

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DrWeevilJammer@lm.rdbt.no · 13 pts · 3y

Yiga Clan would like to know your location

collegefurtrader@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 3y

No, only if penises were involved.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

Do you have a banana allergy? A bananallergy?

Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Wut

maximus@lemmy.sdf.org · 13 pts · 3y (1 reply)

There was an account that made a ton of posts in different communities implying that they were planning a banana-themed bank robbery. (asking if the bananamobile could outrun a police car was their most popular post, for example)
The account's either been deleted or banned, unfortunately, so there's nothing I can link to.

Manibusan@fanaticus.social · 6 pts · 3y

I miss banana plant guy already. Gone too soon.

_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y

Probably not.

CAPSLOCKFTW@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y

Should've let him get through srsly

herrwoland@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Pro tip: don't take your meds before you get a raise!

WhoRoger@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Well you get a number of vacation days mandated by law (about 20 to 40 depending where you live) so why that? But you can probably argue for hazard pay, bananas are nasty. I mean, everything is being compared to bananas. They're not to be messed with.