I don't even watch porn and still I always get uncomfortable when someone sees my screen. Is it really that difficult to knock, and come in after you have received some kind of response?
Yeah, I (used to?) always switch to my desktop when someone's coming in, regardless of what I was doing. I wonder if people think I'm looking at porn non-stop.
19 Comments
majestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.com · 55 pts · 2y
For me that usually means I'm either choosing a new background or modifying the desktop.
If I'm watching porn. I keep it up. Assert dominance, like the dude in my porn.
camelCaseGuy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
- Yes dad! I'm a sissy removed, and I like to watch man like me getting steamrolled by big black hunks!
- I came to ask you if you wanted a slice of pizza... but okay.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 2y
I don't even watch porn and still I always get uncomfortable when someone sees my screen. Is it really that difficult to knock, and come in after you have received some kind of response?
MBM@lemmings.world · 10 pts · 2y
Yeah, I (used to?) always switch to my desktop when someone's coming in, regardless of what I was doing. I wonder if people think I'm looking at porn non-stop.
TheChargedCreeper864@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
I always do this and your comment specifically made me realize how that could look to other people.
At least sometimes they get to see a flash of a Word document when I'm half a second too late
user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 2y
Same. It's to avoid people asking what I am doing and me having to explain.
"Nothing."
Rustmilian@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y
TimeSquirrel@kbin.social · 35 pts · 2y
"Honey, we need to tall about our child and his computer activities lately."
"Oh shit, he found internet porn, didn't he?"
"No, worse, he's an Arch Linux user."
RQG@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
That's not something you have to find out.
The kid will tell you. Over and over and over.
Cfrolich@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
…btw
leya@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y
And even worse yet he's using a tiling window manager
Lunachocken@iusearchlinux.fyi · 17 pts · 2y
Ctrl+win+arrows Just go to an alternate desktop with "productive stuff", that has a word doc from a long time ago open
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 2y
Or alt tab to another browser window for kittens or something.
"You looking at pussy on the internet??"
"Yup!"
YellowTraveller@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y
Honestly, I could be watching the most innocent thing on the internet, I will always Win+D when someone walks into my room
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
The real sneaky is to have a WIN+CTRL+D second desktop with a couple of innocuous windows open and WIN+CTRL+RIGHT arrow to switch to it.
adam@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 2y
No matter what I'm doing on my computer, I'll always hide it when someone enters my room
simple@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
HHHAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRKKK
eaglebtc@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y
Porn. It's always porn.
EherVielleicht@feddit.de · 6 pts · 2y
Sry what, I was watching porn....
NutWrench@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
"Butters, are you staring at boobies?" "No dad!" (Muah-ha-ha-ha!)