Reading read wrong

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snooggums@kbin.social · 58 pts · 2y

Read like lead, not read like lead.

creditCrazy@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I'd say English is broken but that implies it was working at some point

SSX@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Stumblinbear@pawb.social · 4 pts · 2y

Police police police police police police police police

cynar@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2y (8 replies)

For those that haven't tried. See how far you can get reading this poem out loud...

The Chaos

willya@lemmyf.uk · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What in the hell

profoundninja@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

I got to head and read it as head and gave up..

quigat@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

What's up with made/bade? I pronounce those the same way.

Veltoss@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

It's a 100 year old poem, I'm guessing it was pronounced different in that area at the time.

Rehwyn@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Bade is the past tense of "bid" and is technically pronounced the same as "bad". Link: https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/bade

Essentially, the pronunciation follows the same pattern as words like "sit - sat", but the spelling pattern follows a different Old English pattern.

chandz05@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Ha that is great! Like a maze for your mind and mouth. However that poem is now 100 years old, so I did notice some spelling and pronunciation errors :)

CouncilOfFriends@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

About halfway through I got a headache and had to lay down

cynar@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

It is a particularly masochistic poem to read aloud. 😁

tpihkal@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

I had no trouble reading this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Rolando@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

I hear that buffalo have the same problem.

Noit@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Sounds like a problem for people from Reading (UK).

UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y

Or Reading, Pennsylvania

Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Let's just start using red like we do for the past tense of lead.

eluvatar@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y

Red vs reed

rockSlayer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I vote on readed. Yes, it looks wrong now, but give it a few days

lugal@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

"There are my red books"

"Some of them look quite blue to me"

hanni@lemmy.one · 1 pts · 2y

leaded?

someguy3@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y

Welcome to English, where everything is made up and the rules and spelling mean nothing.

UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

ADHD reading

idunnololz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

TIHI