Repair? UNKNOWN TECHNOLOGY

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Patimation_studios@sh.itjust.works · 67 pts · 2y (9 replies)

Russians when they discover a game changing and revolutionary tactic called Logistics

rikudou@lemmings.world · 32 pts · 2y (6 replies)

They have chosen vodka instead.

PugJesus@kbin.social · 17 pts · 2y (4 replies)

No logistics = no booze

This is what smart militaries learn, and they go to any length to protect their supply lines for that reason

Tar_alcaran@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)

99% this is why the Tu-22 used ethanol for coolant. If you do your maintenance properly, you get free booze after every successful landing.

Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Or the systems that need to be cooled don't function because some one drank the coolant.... guess which one was more common.

Rinox@feddit.it · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

you get free booze after every successful landing.

Or before

echodot@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 2y

Or indeed, instead of

Rinox@feddit.it · 4 pts · 2y

Like the time they designed their plane to run on vodka?

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

They are still playing the tried and tested tactic of Corruption, it is more profitable.

BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 1y

You can’t disrupt a logistics line if it doesn’t exist

TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 2y

So this is what happens when your tank stops instead of blowing the fuck up (killing everyone inside) when it gets hit.

Crazy

Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Tanks always look so goofy with the turret facing backwards.

Patimation_studios@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 2y (2 replies)

“AHH, WHO’S BEHIND ME”

100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What are you doing step-ATGM?

snooggums@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y

penetrating

at_an_angle@lemmy.one · 12 pts · 2y

I learned repairing vehicles is cheaper and faster than building new ones back playing Red Alert on my Win95 machine pre internet.

UnknownQuantity@lemm.ee · -6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Turrets can spin 360 degrees over and over again. There are many reasons to nave the turet backwards in regular situations. In repair situation it allows access to thr engine compartment. So if this was meant to be a "Polish" joke, the joke is OP.

PugJesus@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y

t... the joke is the "I lived, bitch"?

SaakoPaahtaa@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y

Lmao this reminds me of the Norm Macdonalds polish joke