c/programmerhumor · by willya@lemmyf.uk · 2y

Whoa buddy, take it easy

169 points · 11 comments · view on lemmy.world

11 Comments

Shamefortheshameless@lemmy.ml · 28 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The bed didn't break, so I feel like everybody did their job here

I once held a temp position in QA. I found a nasty, but obscure error that wouldn't have popped up until way down the line (and also wrote and submitted a fix). The original developer was annoyed, but the team lead was pretty happy to see me do exactly what I was brought on for: Abusing the app in all the ways I could imagine a user not on the actual dev team doing.

So yeah, great job tester, great job developer, now we wait for the user to try actually sleeping in it and finding it terribly uncomfortable in the long run, or exerting lateral force instead of the vertical one it was designed for.

Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Seriously what's up with Lemmy and beans

jet@hackertalks.com · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

If you block all the meme communities you don't see beans anymore. I haven't seen beans in months

Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y

I got rid of the beans...

What did it cost you?

Every meme

three@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

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XanXic@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Sent back for breaking defect.

Here's the 17 steps to repro..

luciferofastora@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2y

Dev team: "Nobody will ever do that"

Users half a yeat later: "So I found a breaking bug while trying to..."

aero@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y

And then the end user lights the bed on fire

jet@hackertalks.com · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

/* Test suite out of scope for API, disabling.

DmMacniel@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y

$ git add *
$ git commit -m "optimised tests"
$ git push --force --no-verify

raubarno@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y

I wanna watch Mr Bean now