c/lemmyshitpost · by Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml · 2yWhatcha thinkin' 'bout? 416 points · 15 comments · view on lemmy.world
15 Comments
dizzy@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 2y
“R is the most menacing of sounds, that’s why they call it murder and not mukduk”
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
My family got mukdukked after my mom had a breakdown and set fire to the house in the night, killing my dad and three sisters. You’re right it doesn’t sound so bad
xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink · 9 pts · 2y
BoxerDevil@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Most ducks are thinking about rape not murder
machin_shin@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Exactly. It's a duck, not a goose.
droans@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Neither, actually.
He's trash bird
xTechDeath@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
Are ducks rapists?
BoxerDevil@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Very much so. Right up there with otters and dolphins
MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
So much so that female ducks have evolved tactical vaginas that can reject the sperm of unwanted males.
https://hirvikota.wordpress.com/2023/09/27/mallard-duck-the-hidden-side-of-sex-the-scientist-magazine/
I wonder if this is what that one old man Senator was thinking of when he said women could do this. He just got us confused with lady mallards 🦆
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I’ll never be able to watch flipper again
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I nominate you as a volunteer to find out
someguy3@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y
Murder. Murder most fowl.
Veticia@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
...of crows.
Dick_Justice@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Judas, no!
azurefirefly@lemmy.basedcount.com · 1 pts · 2y
That's not funny