Whatcha thinkin' 'bout?

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dizzy@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

“R is the most menacing of sounds, that’s why they call it murder and not mukduk”

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SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

My family got mukdukked after my mom had a breakdown and set fire to the house in the night, killing my dad and three sisters. You’re right it doesn’t sound so bad

xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink · 9 pts · 2y

BoxerDevil@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Most ducks are thinking about rape not murder

machin_shin@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Exactly. It's a duck, not a goose.

droans@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Neither, actually.

He's trash bird

xTechDeath@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Are ducks rapists?

BoxerDevil@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Very much so. Right up there with otters and dolphins

MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

So much so that female ducks have evolved tactical vaginas that can reject the sperm of unwanted males.

https://hirvikota.wordpress.com/2023/09/27/mallard-duck-the-hidden-side-of-sex-the-scientist-magazine/

I wonder if this is what that one old man Senator was thinking of when he said women could do this. He just got us confused with lady mallards 🦆

SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I’ll never be able to watch flipper again

SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I nominate you as a volunteer to find out

someguy3@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y
Veticia@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

...of crows.

Dick_Justice@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Judas, no!

azurefirefly@lemmy.basedcount.com · 1 pts · 2y

That's not funny