I mean, reading that, it's a stretch but not that much of a stretch. They're basically saying "JVM, .NET, Node, a bunch of CI/CD and DevOps tools" and then a bunch of repeats and calling out adjacent technologies/specific dependencies. It's not something where you'd be expected to work on all of those every day, but work full-stack at a company a bit and drift into a few different projects and you'd check those boxes. This is just a very bad/scary job posting calling out every minutiae.
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ndotb@programming.dev · 41 pts · 3y
PREFERRED:
Omgarm@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
Also willing to get the entire office lunch on wednesdays.
odium@programming.dev · 4 pts · 3y
And willing to work without pay for a probationary period of six months. Pay will be negotiated after that based on evaluations.
spread@programming.dev · 29 pts · 3y
This is more than just a full stack, this is stack overflow.
please clapGentoo1337@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y
Yeah, they're pushing it hard with this one
addandsubtract@feddit.de · 25 pts · 3y
EZ, I have 5 years of experience with ChatGPT 😎
ikidd@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3y
Pfft, obviously an intern position.
gsfraley@vlemmy.net · 13 pts · 3y
I mean, reading that, it's a stretch but not that much of a stretch. They're basically saying "JVM, .NET, Node, a bunch of CI/CD and DevOps tools" and then a bunch of repeats and calling out adjacent technologies/specific dependencies. It's not something where you'd be expected to work on all of those every day, but work full-stack at a company a bit and drift into a few different projects and you'd check those boxes. This is just a very bad/scary job posting calling out every minutiae.
SpliceVW@vlemmy.net · 4 pts · 3y
Right, this seems like a normal list. They didn't say you have to be an expert in all of these, just that you may be using them.
csm10495@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 3y
No SVN. I'm in.
erbs@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
it's hg instead.
msage@programming.dev · 11 pts · 3y
No PostgreSQL, hard pass
Exile5018@programming.dev · 11 pts · 3y
They are looking for a full stack of developers.
Deestan@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y
UprisingVoltage@feddit.it · 10 pts · 3y
They're looking for a full-stacked developer
sudo@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 7 pts · 3y
csolisr@communities.azkware.net · 4 pts · 3y
Billy Mays: "But wait, there's more!"
dvektor@programming.dev · 6 pts · 3y
Is that real? That is absolutely absurd. At least it says "may encounter" instead of "required"
CmdrShepard@lemmy.one · 7 pts · 3y
"Required with at least 25 years experience in each language"
tappyturtle@programming.dev · 6 pts · 3y
Stack taller than the Empire State Building
letsgoshopping@programming.dev · 5 pts · 3y
Emblem@programming.dev · 5 pts · 3y
"We expect you to have at least +10 year job experience as well" 😅
erbs@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
in this thing that's only existed for 5.
feral_hedgehog@pawb.social · 4 pts · 3y
They used this excellent tototial
truami@programming.dev · 4 pts · 3y
Full Spectrum Developer
epyon22@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y
Looking for a consolidator and a lead architect. lol tfs and github 🤦♂️
charlybones@programming.dev · 2 pts · 3y
Both TFS AND GitHub??? These guys know what they're doing.
chandz05@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Omg Jboss shivers. Haven't thought of that in a long time...
modulartable@beehaw.org · 1 pts · 3y
Me too like big stack! Unga bunga