Looking for FULL stack developer

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31 Comments

ndotb@programming.dev · 41 pts · 3y (2 replies)

PREFERRED:

  • PhD in quantum cryptography
  • 3 years of janitorial services experience
  • Proof of current therapist
Omgarm@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Also willing to get the entire office lunch on wednesdays.

odium@programming.dev · 4 pts · 3y

And willing to work without pay for a probationary period of six months. Pay will be negotiated after that based on evaluations.

spread@programming.dev · 29 pts · 3y (1 reply)

This is more than just a full stack, this is stack overflow. please clap

Gentoo1337@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y

Yeah, they're pushing it hard with this one

addandsubtract@feddit.de · 25 pts · 3y

EZ, I have 5 years of experience with ChatGPT 😎

ikidd@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3y

Pfft, obviously an intern position.

gsfraley@vlemmy.net · 13 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I mean, reading that, it's a stretch but not that much of a stretch. They're basically saying "JVM, .NET, Node, a bunch of CI/CD and DevOps tools" and then a bunch of repeats and calling out adjacent technologies/specific dependencies. It's not something where you'd be expected to work on all of those every day, but work full-stack at a company a bit and drift into a few different projects and you'd check those boxes. This is just a very bad/scary job posting calling out every minutiae.

SpliceVW@vlemmy.net · 4 pts · 3y

Right, this seems like a normal list. They didn't say you have to be an expert in all of these, just that you may be using them.

csm10495@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 3y (1 reply)

No SVN. I'm in.

erbs@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

it's hg instead.

msage@programming.dev · 11 pts · 3y

No PostgreSQL, hard pass

Exile5018@programming.dev · 11 pts · 3y

They are looking for a full stack of developers.

Deestan@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y

We made up 5 of those. For your application to be considered, please say which ones at the top of your cover letter.

UprisingVoltage@feddit.it · 10 pts · 3y

They're looking for a full-stacked developer

sudo@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 7 pts · 3y (1 reply)

and more.

csolisr@communities.azkware.net · 4 pts · 3y

Billy Mays: "But wait, there's more!"

dvektor@programming.dev · 6 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Is that real? That is absolutely absurd. At least it says "may encounter" instead of "required"

CmdrShepard@lemmy.one · 7 pts · 3y

"Required with at least 25 years experience in each language"

tappyturtle@programming.dev · 6 pts · 3y

Stack taller than the Empire State Building

letsgoshopping@programming.dev · 5 pts · 3y
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Emblem@programming.dev · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

"We expect you to have at least +10 year job experience as well" 😅

erbs@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

in this thing that's only existed for 5.

feral_hedgehog@pawb.social · 4 pts · 3y

They used this excellent tototial

truami@programming.dev · 4 pts · 3y

Full Spectrum Developer

epyon22@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y

Looking for a consolidator and a lead architect. lol tfs and github 🤦‍♂️

charlybones@programming.dev · 2 pts · 3y

Both TFS AND GitHub??? These guys know what they're doing.

chandz05@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Omg Jboss shivers. Haven't thought of that in a long time...

modulartable@beehaw.org · 1 pts · 3y

Me too like big stack! Unga bunga