c/memes · by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 2yRoses are red 703 points · 20 comments · view on lemmy.world
20 Comments
ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 2y
That's a fucking party right there.
ohlaph@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
It really is. Fuck, just give me the crisps.
ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml · 5 pts · 2y
You don't know (where else) they've been.
ohlaph@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Doesn't matter, got crunches.
tilcica@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
thats the fun part of it
SleepyWheel@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 2y
Ah yes I remember this guy, they call him the Crystal Methodist
MrsDoyle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
He's the reason I left the Co-op Bank - he was chairman. I figured if they had a loon like that at the top they couldn't be trusted with my money.
killeronthecorner@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y
Ngl, bit jealous of the size of his hot tub after reading this. Bet he has two naans and a paratha with his curry. Mad lad.
ezchili@iusearchlinux.fyi · 19 pts · 2y
Hold on let him cook
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · -1 pts · 2y
systemglitch@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Sunburnt nipples are no joke, mine as sensitive enough to shirts I have to put bandaids over them on e or twice a year... sunburnt nipples would be total hell.
Visstix@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
His are even burnt to a crisp!
TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 2y
If he's a televangelist you can safely assume that he is living an unbelievably depraved life off-camera.
Vertelleus@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y
"Do as I say, not as I do."
swab148@startrek.website · 8 pts · 2y
The long green thing at the bottom that you assumed was a couch? It's actually Lego Yoda, up to his old shenanigans
Snipe_AT@lemmy.atay.dev · 7 pts · 2y
That... was not what I expected to follow that chain of words.
Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
That may be the most poetical poetry I have ever heard. slow clap
tdawg@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Coke and ketamine?? Guy was probably ZONKED
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 2y
But did he snort lines of coke off the rent boys cocks đŸ¤”
ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml · 3 pts · 2y
Whatever happened to the classics? Boomers are ruining the strawberry and whipped cream industries!
dependencyInjection@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Reverend went hard!