Roses are red

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20 Comments

ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 2y (4 replies)

That's a fucking party right there.

ohlaph@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)

It really is. Fuck, just give me the crisps.

ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

You don't know (where else) they've been.

ohlaph@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Doesn't matter, got crunches.

tilcica@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

thats the fun part of it

SleepyWheel@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ah yes I remember this guy, they call him the Crystal Methodist

MrsDoyle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

He's the reason I left the Co-op Bank - he was chairman. I figured if they had a loon like that at the top they couldn't be trusted with my money.

killeronthecorner@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y

Suspended reverend Paul Flowers was filmed snorting lines as he ­entertained four naked rent boys at a bizarre hot-tub party in his back garden

Ngl, bit jealous of the size of his hot tub after reading this. Bet he has two naans and a paratha with his curry. Mad lad.

ezchili@iusearchlinux.fyi · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hold on let him cook

Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · -1 pts · 2y
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systemglitch@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Sunburnt nipples are no joke, mine as sensitive enough to shirts I have to put bandaids over them on e or twice a year... sunburnt nipples would be total hell.

Visstix@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

His are even burnt to a crisp!

TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 2y

If he's a televangelist you can safely assume that he is living an unbelievably depraved life off-camera.

Vertelleus@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y

"Do as I say, not as I do."

swab148@startrek.website · 8 pts · 2y

The long green thing at the bottom that you assumed was a couch? It's actually Lego Yoda, up to his old shenanigans

Snipe_AT@lemmy.atay.dev · 7 pts · 2y

That... was not what I expected to follow that chain of words.

Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

That may be the most poetical poetry I have ever heard. slow clap

tdawg@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Coke and ketamine?? Guy was probably ZONKED

HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 2y

But did he snort lines of coke off the rent boys cocks đŸ¤”

ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml · 3 pts · 2y

Whatever happened to the classics? Boomers are ruining the strawberry and whipped cream industries!

dependencyInjection@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

Reverend went hard!