How does this keep happening??

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KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 31 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Frog legs would be pretty freaking easy. Unicorn tears might be a little harder though.

Buffalox@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y

Unicorn tears might be a little harder though.

Nah it's just expensive, and called printer ink. You can buy it anywhere if you have money.

AlolanYoda@mander.xyz · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Making unicorns cry is just not seen as acceptable nowadays

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

But if you have the right friends you can easily get some unicorn tears, just listen to their dating stories

capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

I mean, it's 2023, finding a unicorn these days is easier than ever. There's sites for that kind of thing all over the internet.

^Wait... What?^

Ohhhhhh! That kind of unicorn!

darq@kbin.social · 16 pts · 2y

Ah well, while we're here, who wants muffins?

guyrocket@kbin.social · 15 pts · 2y (2 replies)

TIL modern witches say ding dong.

darq@kbin.social · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ding dong the witch made bread!

Sharpiemarker@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y

Well played!

EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Wait until she finds out about the existence pf French people