Some things just feel right. Like when I walk by the neighbour's house who has all the sunflowers out front, I have to touch the center of the sunflowers. I have to!
they're usually sitting out in the open collecting water and each time I slapped them, some water would get ont my hands and sometimes even clothes etc. wouldn't recommend unless you want to be soaked in brown stinky water
33 Comments
drew_belloc@programming.dev · 57 pts · 2y
slaps
My brain: Oh yeah!
MrSnowy@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 2y
You soiled the joke!
IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y
You’re the dirty one.
bquintb@midwest.social · 5 pts · 2y
Can we clean it up a bit in here?
VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 4 pts · 2y
Idunno, I like the budding theme here
bappity@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 2y
NOT ONE ORIGINAL EXPERIENCE
tdawg@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
No it's okay. Being relatable is better
tdawg@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
Anytime stuff like this happens I try to reverse engineer the primal human benefit to the urge... but honestly I'm at a loss on this one
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Some things just feel right. Like when I walk by the neighbour's house who has all the sunflowers out front, I have to touch the center of the sunflowers. I have to!
coconutking@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Is it because, ass?
x4740N@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Curiosity + Dopamine
I don't think it's actually a primal human urge but something that a few humans did and it spread through meme culture
andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun · 1 pts · 2y
Ah yes but have got considered that curiosity killed the cat?
KreekyBonez@lemm.ee · 26 pts · 2y
dads everywhere agree: click those tongs and slap those bags
son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
I knew a guy who forgot to click the tongs once. His grill caught on fire.
Kase@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
oh, the horror
Misconduct@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2y
Grab drill
BZZT BZZT
Zehzin@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
I feel so seem. Though with me is usually pet food. Also rugs in department stores.
chooglers@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 2y
it's pumpkin season if you know what I'm sayin
sirico@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 2y
Well I've got a candle
Jonas_Jones@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
they're usually sitting out in the open collecting water and each time I slapped them, some water would get ont my hands and sometimes even clothes etc. wouldn't recommend unless you want to be soaked in brown stinky water
itsAllDigital@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y
Worth it
socsa@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 2y
The bulk rice aisle in the grocery store.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
YES. That too.
Grass@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
To me this is the only one. I only touch dirt with gloves and/or plain bar soap crammed under my nails.
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
DO IT. DO IT NOW.
ElBarto@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Everytime I see the word brain, I read it as Brian.... I think my brains name is Brian!
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 2y
Potting
soilgrowth mediaDamaskox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
I mean, you have to check that it's full somehow lol
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Franzia: exists
Confused_Emus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
ElBarto@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
I work in the meat department and I slap every whole chicken and roasts, I feel it gives them the confidence to be a good meal.
massive_bereavement@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
Thank you for your service
Pandybear24@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Why is this me? Haha
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Slap it!
drbluefall@toast.ooo · 1 pts · 2y