A tweet from “Fuck the moon”:
Fly me to the moon, Let me kick it’s fucking ass, Let me show it what I learned, In my moon jujitsu class
Reply from the same user:
Wow this blew up. Wish the moon would.
Fuck the moon
A tweet from “Fuck the moon”:
Fly me to the moon, Let me kick it’s fucking ass, Let me show it what I learned, In my moon jujitsu class
Reply from the same user:
Wow this blew up. Wish the moon would.
31 Comments
DocBlaze@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y
anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 2y
Awww yeah! Don't make us come down there and beat your moon-hatin ass!
Cockmaster6000@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y
Da moon rulez #1
DocBlaze@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Cyberwitch_7493@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 2y
I quite like the moon, it guides our tides and lights our nights (well the reflected sunlight does). What's not to like?
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
But not as much as cheese.
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But not as much as cheese.
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Sidewayshighways@yall.theatl.social · 3 pts · 2y
spauldo@lemmy.ml · 37 pts · 2y
Requisite xkcd
dingus@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 2y
Requisite Mr. Show:
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We have the technology. The time is now. Science can wait no longer. Children are our future. America can, should, must, and will blow up the moon.
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Obi@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 2y
Really incredible how relevant they can be sometimes. I never saw that one before either.
sdoorex@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 2y
Woof, that alt text.
samus12345@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
Sabre363@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 2y
What did the Moon ever do to this guy.
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
It stares at him most nights.
VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 9 pts · 2y
He's just really into natural darkness..
samus12345@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
That's the sun he should be hating, then, all the moon is doing is reflecting sunlight.
VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 6 pts · 2y
True, but I don't think a guy who wants to beat up celestial bodies has thought about how things work a lot..
spudwart@spudwart.com · 14 pts · 2y
Jearom@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
If you want to know what the moon blowing up would be like, give Seveneves by Neal Stephenson a read. It’s the last book that got me to stay up all night reading. First two thirds are a solid 9/10.
zeekaran@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
Middle third is 10/10.
SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 2y
I'll just leave a link to this masterpiece here.
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Xraygoggles@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
The time is now! Children are our future! America can, should, and will blow up the moon!
dingus@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 2y
I could swear somebody made a song out of this. I wish I could remember who. Probably some nerdcore artist.
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Hmm, must be a werewolf.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Or a giant robot who's also its pilot's mother.
_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Moonanites unite!
PatFussy@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Absolutely based
JoeMomma@mujico.org · 4 pts · 2y
In other words my screws are loose
In other words I'm a loon
raz0rf0x@pawb.social · 3 pts · 2y
I'll just leave this here...
https://www.kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews/neal-stephenson/seveneves/
790@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 2y
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splitting_of_the_Moon