Tryna catch me ruling dirty

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8 Comments

youRFate@feddit.de · 31 pts · 2y (6 replies)

That’s clearly nigiri, there is rice.

VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Sometimes you must sacrifice a bit of accuracy on the altar of hilarity.

Just like you sacrificed humor in favor of accuracy, except making people enjoy their lives MORE, not less.

Shalakushka@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I feel like most successful jokes have a much better ratio of accuracy to hilarity. This one sacrifices accuracy for an incredibly lame pun that wouldn't have been funny if it were accurate.

VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 2y

Really not sacrificing much accuracy since the two things are very similar. As for how funny the joke is or isn't

jaybone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

And if you’re rolling sashimi and rice, that’s sushi.

wurosh@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That pun requires more tiki torches and a bit of inbreeding

Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y

I have one of those.

ssfckdt@mastodon.cloud · 1 pts · 2y

Be SEEING you 👌