💚🌲💙⭐⭐Romulus / Keith 🌹🍺✌⚽

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on ruleD · c/196 · 1 pts · 2y

it's definitely a paradigm-shifting thing to perceive

on Android Rule · c/196 · 4 pts · 2y

"I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson
And forces you to play a game called 'Balls on Chin'
And whatever happens next is all a blur
But you remember 'fist' can be a verb"

-- Bloodhound Gang, "I Hope You Die"

on Crunchy time rule · c/196 · 98 pts · 2y

would it be awkward to point out that this wouldn't work

soak it, maybe, but microwaving it will just burn it. like an egg white.

TMYK

on ruleD · c/196 · 12 pts · 2y

that man has the manliest pussy you'll ever see

on *Permanently Deleted* · c/196 · 8 pts · 2y

These are people who insist that the KJV, perhaps history's absolute worst translation of scripture ever, as the single solitary legitimate version of the Bible.

on *Permanently Deleted* · c/196 · 4 pts · 2y

at some point everyone spoke the same language, until god decided it made them too powerful, and invented multilingualism to cause them to not understand each other.

but what was that original language? #mysteriousways

on Rule · c/196 · 3 pts · 2y

my dude right here is like "i'm typing with thumbs on a tiny device" while banging out "exhaustively," "convincingly," "electromagnetism," "centralisation," "industrialized," "catastrophically,"

god tier shit