When splooge dries it's lost it's water content (that do be what drying is) leaving behind the protein and such
Adding heat energy to something without a liquid component will only create liquid once it's hot enough to melt, it won't magically re-add the missing hydration
If she'd added a little bit of water to the sock, wrung it out, THEN microwaved it, shed be closer to what she's after
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ssfckdt@mastodon.cloud · 98 pts · 2y
would it be awkward to point out that this wouldn't work
soak it, maybe, but microwaving it will just burn it. like an egg white.
TMYK
Geek_King@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 2y
In a world constructed of lies, here you are on lemmy spreading truths. Thank you for your service.
TheBat@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y
BloodSlut@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
hmmm, like a tea bag
plague_sapiens@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Imagine the smell of a burned wool sock and vaporized cum ...
bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y
No thanks
BautAufWasEuchAufbaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y
š
Rascabin@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y
And... How did you come to this conclusion?!
gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 48 pts · 2y
When splooge dries it's lost it's water content (that do be what drying is) leaving behind the protein and such
Adding heat energy to something without a liquid component will only create liquid once it's hot enough to melt, it won't magically re-add the missing hydration
If she'd added a little bit of water to the sock, wrung it out, THEN microwaved it, shed be closer to what she's after
Basic science, really
Riccosuave@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
@gamermanh
The Manh, The Myth, The Professional Cum Scientitht
naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 48 pts · 2y
Please, next time you think of posting something like this throw yourself in a volcano instead ^.^
to be clear I'm joking, it's hilarious. Also where is the nearest lobotomy theatre?
TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 35 pts · 2y
Bro I just woke up could you like fucking not post this thanks
LesDeuxBonsYeux@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
It's just a breakfast idea
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 29 pts · 2y
Wife material.
Vilian@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 2y
i hate you
Dieal@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
It's something I've never understood.. why do people do it in socks?
qyron@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 2y
Adding myself to the cue to get an answer on that as well.
LesDeuxBonsYeux@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
For a silly walk
jdeath@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Why not?
KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 2y
The image stopped loading a third of the way in and you know what I'm all set bro
Enkers@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
:(
LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 2y
Please please anyone, how do I erase a post from my memory? Iām desperate here.
Spider89@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 2y
Abolish jail except for her.
Not horny jail, regular jail.
Spider89@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
pickman_model@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
She seems like someone who could be interested in a cumbox.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 2y
Or a jar with rainbow dash in it
Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y
I support her kinks.
Nanomerce@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
would rehydrated cum even maintain it's texture and taste