I know that's all factual, but it sounds like an Onion article.
"NASA Intern Steals Moon Rocks for Sexy Time"
Alleged thief @CubbyTustard stated, "I dunno. There were the rocks, and my girlfriend was horny. It just seemed like a good idea at the time. Ya know?"
As the fartographer, master of his trade as to be colloquially recognized with the royal THE, was saying, afew years back some NASA intern was caught stealing moon rocks from the Apollo missions and boinkin' some ladies over top of them. Scandalous, but legendary. I can see the appeal
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candyman337@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 2y
Hopefully no one will take these to have sex on
fung@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
I don't know what you mean but that made me laugh.
CubbyTustard@reddthat.com · 24 pts · 2y
shalafi@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
I know that's all factual, but it sounds like an Onion article.
"NASA Intern Steals Moon Rocks for Sexy Time"
Alleged thief @CubbyTustard stated, "I dunno. There were the rocks, and my girlfriend was horny. It just seemed like a good idea at the time. Ya know?"
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
Isn't lunar regolith super sharp and abrasive? Of all the rocks to frolic naked on top of, moon rocks seem like they'd be near the bottom of the list.
ChewbaccasClitoris@mastodon.social · 5 pts · 2y
@threelonmusketeers @shalafi
Depends what you're in to
Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
"this sex lube would be a lot better if it had sand in it"
thefartographer@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
I think they're referencing when people have sex with each other on government-owned spaces rocks.
Smokeydabear94@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
As the fartographer, master of his trade as to be colloquially recognized with the royal THE, was saying, afew years back some NASA intern was caught stealing moon rocks from the Apollo missions and boinkin' some ladies over top of them. Scandalous, but legendary. I can see the appeal
IonAddis@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
athos77@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y
I love your question!
LastYearsPumpkin@feddit.ch · 22 pts · 2y
I love when people show me their stuff!
Wilshire@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Show and Tell, NASA style.
CubbyTustard@reddthat.com · 14 pts · 2y
metaStatic@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y
They're minerals.
TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Christ, Marie.
PenguinJuice@kbin.social · 12 pts · 2y
A reminder of what mankind can do when they come together.
silencioso@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Any precious metals there?
Wilshire@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Even better, water rich carbon!
silencioso@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Show me the rhodium yo