Klingon ships are the worst. Not only are they dark, everything is sharp and rusty and they have chains hanging from the ceiling and shit. Sometimes I wonder if Martok lost his eye in combat, or he just didn't pay attention one morning on the way to the bathroom.
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ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 2y
Harry gets a 6 pack of nuggies that's short 1. And no toy.
bappity@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y
Harry: BUT I'M AN ADULT CAPTAIN
Janeway: there can only be so many adults around Mr Kim
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 2y
Nuggets are teleported off of Harry's lap .... reappear on the view screen in space, as they slowly freeze and harden like rocks
Janeway: any more insubordination and there won't be any nuggets next time ENSIGN Kim
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
You get one nugget per pip on you collar, Harry! We’re rationing power or something.
slurps coffee
bappity@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y
Janeway would've somehow violated the prime directive and introduced McDonald's to a pre warp civilization
cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 2y
shutz@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
That's pretty easy to do, since Harry never made it to Lt.
cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
nxdefiant@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2y
Ever wonder why the best nuggets are shaped like dinosaurs? Janeway.
pimento64@sopuli.xyz · 18 pts · 2y
I can't get over the European discotheque sets. I would have really preferred to have this show with nice, clean, even TV lighting like TNG got.
conditional_soup@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y
Have to agree, Picard's ship lighting is completely ridiculous. Living and working on ships with that kind of lighting would drive me batty.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 1 pts · 2y
Klingon ships are the worst. Not only are they dark, everything is sharp and rusty and they have chains hanging from the ceiling and shit. Sometimes I wonder if Martok lost his eye in combat, or he just didn't pay attention one morning on the way to the bathroom.
Morsil@lemmy.eco.br · 3 pts · 2y
Also the shaky camera, couldn't get past the second episode.
thepreciousboar@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
That's the common trope for 2010's+ scifi. For some reason in the future everything is dramatic and has more RGB than a gaming pc
JWBananas@startrek.website · 1 pts · 2y
It needed to contrast sharply with the Enterprise, because hero ship.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 2y
Fourth panel: .... 7of9 jumping up and down, stamping her feet, screaming .... I WANT MY MCDONALD'S!!!!!!!! ... screaming incoherently for ten minutes
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Why is this effortless to imagine?
shutz@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y
Because Jeri Ryan is actually a pretty good actress?
Infynis@midwest.social · 5 pts · 2y
Sisko would pull the Defiant into the drive through, and then order one raktajino for himself.
Solumbran@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
And a good handful of fresh worms from under a rock.
xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink · 3 pts · 2y
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
The crew is named "Sir?"
rbesfe@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y
She's just, talking like Christopher Walken, to be funny, for the captain
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 1 pts · 2y
So... Does the replicator not replicate toys with the meal? 🤔
cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
Stamets@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2y
cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
shutz@lemmy.ca · -5 pts · 2y
If you don't already know, I suspect you don't want to know (i.e. you would regret your curiosity)
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Found the Romulan
cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y