fr🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮nch

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Masimatutu@lemm.ee · 40 pts · 2y (3 replies)
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clearleaf@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That would be admitting to knowing that much french

ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

A sin more punishable then death learning fr🤢🤮🤮nch

ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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Godric@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 2y (6 replies)

ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

If r/antiwork was a country it more likely be Spain too many siestas

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

If antiwork was a country it would be Finland. Only exists in our heads

ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

If antiwork was a country it would be amercia to much amercian cusline they wouldn't be able to waddle outside the house

kalistia@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y

I wish, but it's unfortunately only a preconceived idea...

uis@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I need context

uranibaba@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Probably all their strikes. There are a lot of them.

Gork@lemm.ee · 31 pts · 2y (8 replies)

That's why us Americans now say Freedom Friesâ„¢ instead of Fr*nch Fries.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I'm a contrarian so I'm gonna keep on calling em frunch fries just to piss off everybody (but mostly to embarrass my nephew)

_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Fronch fries, fronch bread, fronch dressing...

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That last one just becomes buttermilk dressing but that's because we have a good recipe

And fuck you no I can't teach you (not over the internet) I can't even make it right half the time myself. It's one you eyeball and all the measurements are like ratio 1:1 mayo to buttermilk. Ish. You're really going for consistency right now. Add as much garlic as you can get away with. That's just in all of my recipes tho you'd love my vanilla ice cream. Sprinkle of onion powder, pinch of salt. Could probably shortcut that do they make onion salt like they do garlic salt? That sounds good. Anyways. Dried parsley flakes to make it look salady. That's it. That's the recipe. But you gotta taste it right to know if you got it right.

ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

ate mi fr*nch naff said

supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

French say simply Frites although they are a Belgian invention.

Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ha ha I remember that one, it was so stupid lol. In Congress too wasn't it?

Gork@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Yup. The cafeteria that Congress uses.

One Fr*nch official said that they don't care what Americans call their potatoes, which is a further insult to potatoes.

uis@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

French do revolutions every Monday. Burger king next.

ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Oh no not burger King

Ganbat@lemmyonline.com · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hey, anyone remember when Twitter got sued for enabling impersonation like this? Man, can't wait for the sequel!

ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

The prequel

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (5 replies)

On the other hand, Burger King hating them would probably be something the French would take as a badge of honor.

vivadanang@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y (4 replies)

any country that lets in mc'd's has lost it's ability to be snooty about fast food tripe. but you're not wrong. le big mac.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

McD's is more like a disease. You catch it more than you "let it in". Unless it's an std and maybe that's why the mcfurly machine is always broken

ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

McSexuallytransmitteddiease only ninty nine cents

ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

So your talking about most of western and Eastern Europe

vivadanang@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

yup, I am. problemos?

AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Only time when i agree with burger king is when they sre xenophobic with french people.

ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Burger King uk is ultra based

originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 12 pts · 2y

that is, absolutely, too western europe for me

Raxiel@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Frenchies probably chopped the head off some of BKs family.

Miclux@lemmings.world · -11 pts · 2y (12 replies)

Fronch fries.

Edit: anyone down voting -> your dick is smaller than you mom's one

BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y (4 replies)

downvotes because the edit is true

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Jokes on you my mom's a dick salesman she's got a whole drawer of em in her car

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Psh all you losers with moms with only one dicks

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Weylandyuta@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Better off dead!

ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Fhcnhch fries

Sidhean@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

downvoting for small dick

Miclux@lemmings.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Voted my self down.

ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

And to drink... Peru.

Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

It's got raisins in it. You like raisins.