The deal of a lifetime

74 points · 5 comments · view on lemmy.world

5 Comments

Maddie@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This is like an infrared flag

Bread@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y

An infrared flag can't be seen by the human eye. This is more of a nuclear explosion flag, you can't miss it because your eyelids evaporated off.

Anticorp@lemmy.ml · 22 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Is that big stain on the middle of the floor from the blood of his last roommate?

RedditWanderer@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y

No, that's where he sits while she sleeps.

Emperor@feddit.uk · 15 pts · 2y

"When your usefulness to me ends, I will eat you. No time wasters."