c/memes · by Geert@lemmy.world · 2yAdults need badges too 532 points · 30 comments · view on lemmy.world
30 Comments
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 39 pts · 2y
Me: "There should be a Boy Scouts for adults."
Me, 3 seconds later: "Oh yeah. Military..."
ubermeisters@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 11 pts · 2y
"Oh no... I guess I have to eat the cookie again." - My gay ass
ubermeisters@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Cut out the cookie...
Dax87@forum.stellarcastle.net · 7 pts · 2y
that sounds like something a seaman would say
ubermeisters@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
theodewere@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y
George first taught the Army the Cookie Doctrine at Valley Forge, but then their dicks started to freeze and break off
Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y
Armies didn't exist before George Washington
theodewere@kbin.social · 0 pts · 2y
ours didn't
dustyData@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Icky cookie?
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Then there is "hurry up and wait". "Everyone has to cum on the cookie by 5am but stare at it until 2pm."
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I just want a NOLS type thing for adults instead of just teens.
LazaroFilm@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Question: are potatoes a vegetable. If so, do I get that badge if I eat French fries?
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
culinary terms are pretty arbitrary but when a dietician extolls eating vegetables they're not talking about starches like potatoes and corn
LazaroFilm@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
So you’re saying that potatoes aren’t really a vegetable, so it’s a bit of a starch to count them as such in your diet?
xpinchx@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Yes. Approved by me.
uncouthterran@reddthat.com · 9 pts · 2y
Would actually be down to have these on a denim jacket or something
Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Be the change you want to see
HairyOldCoot@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y
We don't need no stinking badges!
(Just in case: not hate, just a possibly obscure reference)
TryingToEscapeTarkov@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre or Blazing Saddles?
HairyOldCoot@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
Yep, Treasure of the Sierra Madre.
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
This is what video game achievements are for. They give adults the feedback life usually doesn't give.
wmcduff@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y
If somebody actually wants merit badges, the Rebel Badge Club exists.
owatnext@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
These unlock the trophy hunter in me.
ubermeisters@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
guyrocket@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Well this is depressing AF. I think I need to pay my bills now and do other mind-numbingly boring and mundane tasks.
ellaella_ayayay@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I'd never get that Netflix badge.
danc4498@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I would enjoy shows a lot more if I could stop at just 1 episode.
Rooty@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I will get the bottom left and right badges one day, I swear.
FlordaMan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Very good meme! I likey very much.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
M137@lemm.ee · -4 pts · 2y
The "ate a vegetable" is more of a kids badge, though. Adults generally like vegetables more than kids and choose to eat them more often.
I feel like this was made by some 'murican whale that only eats fast food and drinks soda.
daddyjones@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I'm an adult, I'm not American, I don't only eat fast food or only drink soda, but I do hate vegetables.
slackassassin@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Same, am whale. Plankton ftw.