c/lemmyshitpost · by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 2yA romantic story 503 points · 24 comments · view on lemmy.world
24 Comments
GreenMario@lemm.ee · 58 pts · 2y
Still a better love story than Star Wars Episode II The Attack of The Clones.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 25 pts · 2y
I always understood their romance.
You see, they were two hot people.
III@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
That depends on your definition of hot. Personally, I am not into 9-year old street rats. But hey, royalty is known for their pedophilia so... probably works for them.
DustyNipples@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
This romance is a bad idea, I know I'll wear a tight sexy leather outfit to hang out this evening.
Something_Complex@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Someone promote this guys
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
What rolling around in the grass doesn't do it for you
SrTobi@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y
But the meme is missing across the stars to make it work anyway
puppy@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 2y
An apple a day keeps the doctor away?
What does it have to be anything with him being deaf? I feel like a piece of the meme is missing.
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 94 pts · 2y
I'm sure that's what it said before someone edited it into a shitpost. It's so dumb that it got a laugh out of me.
Triyfer@lemmy.world · 75 pts · 2y
It's the expected response for the punchline. The twist is he's deaf so he doesn't hear the question to give the delivery.
STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
yes the joke subverts expectations by not delivering the punchline, making it more funny than if it were the original
jdeath@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
Quite humorous
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Anti-joke?
Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 2y
What?
niktemadur@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Then you know why he's deaf?
HIS DISHWASHER MAKES A LOT OF NOISE!
RHSJack@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
...WHAT?...
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
TELL YOUR DISHWASHER TO STFU!
jasondj@ttrpg.network · 14 pts · 2y
He can’t hear what she’s asking.
Hence the “what”.
Also it’s a grammatical horror show. So that doesn’t help either.
BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 2y
What?
Klear@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
What?
DrQuint@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
Congrats on explaining the original facebook tier joke.
Congrats on somehow missing that was the joke.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
Thatzthajoke
shasta@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
I think the sentence she says at the end is hard to lip read
EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
SpeedOfLobsters shows up outside of Reddit. Naturally.