Free Elf Rule

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35 Comments

moog@lemm.ee · 102 pts · 2y (6 replies)

I can't with a comic that starts with "that's a lot of cum harry potter" like can u don't

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y (4 replies)

i dunno i remember drarry existing back in the day

HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Drarry? I have a thought what that might mean, but I hope I'm wrong.

warl0x@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

You're probably spot on... Draco + Harry = Drarry

HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hehe, I was not spot on... Dobby + Harry =/= Drarry :p i just thought because of the image...

warl0x@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y

Oh... Oh no... Why is that in my head now? Noooooooooo!

Socsa@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

He tried to not but unfortunately it do

Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee · 59 pts · 2y (13 replies)
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Agent641@lemmy.world · 127 pts · 2y

It makes cleanup easier.

  • Jack off
  • Cum in sock
  • Put it back on the shelf
  • Leave the department store
Nelots@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I tried it once after seeing loads of memes like this. Admittedly, it felt pretty good. But then post-nut clarity kicked in and I realized I was left with a gross-ass sock and just ended up throwing it away. 0/10, would not recommend.

And even after doing it myself once, I've still never understood the "cum sock" that implies you do it multiple times in a single sock and keep said sock around... that's just fucking disgusting.

volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

At least you can theoretically wash the sock. Now, a coconut on the other hand...

HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y

I thought I was supposed to suck cock for the coconut, not fuck them?

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I mean, you could have a jar, with rainbow dash in it. That would be objectively worse

Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y

"objectively"

lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

Oh that's where my socks go!

Micromot@feddit.de · 17 pts · 2y

It sounds so absurd

narwhalperson@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 2y

I think it must be played up for the weirdness/grossness effect. I can’t think of any scenario where it would make sense.

dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
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somethingsnappy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Look at all the money bags with their socks. Stealing napkins and toilet paper at restaurants is free.

colorlessness@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

When you’re 14 yeah

Numenor@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y

If it's a pleasure thing, Is it something that's performed more by those without foreskin, perhaps because they don't have the natural sleeve effect provided by the missing skin?

swab148@startrek.website · 50 pts · 2y (4 replies)

He knew what they were, and still willingly wore them.

synae@lemmy.sdf.org · 34 pts · 2y (2 replies)

That's house elf culture for ya

Holzkohlen@feddit.de · 28 pts · 2y (1 reply)

They like to wear crusty cum socks almost as much as they like to be slaves.

somethingsnappy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I would wear a cum sock mitten if I was freed. Then you toss it off, get a good scrub in. Then you're freed from the weirdest of curses.

AccountMaker@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 2y

The first sentence was in awe and admiration, not disgust.

rustydomino@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y

Ok that’s enough internet for today

Kedly@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 2y

This is wonderfully cursed

Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 2y

Before I read the whole thing I thought the "CRUNCH" was cum socks being eaten as a snack. I'm so glad it's just dobby being free.

Rooty@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

"Yer a jizzard Harry"

VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 11 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Gotta love ExtraFabulous 😄

i_am_hiding@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I miss that subreddit. With tags like "cum" and "no cum", what was not to like?

VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Subreddit? I'm talking about the comic this is from..

i_am_hiding@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Zach had his own subreddit that he posted them to. r/extrafabulouscomics.

VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 2y

Ah ok, cool 😁

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 2y

master has given dobby a sock dobby is free from gender

MonkCanatella@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

thanks i hate it