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46 Comments

iqwertyasdf@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I hope you like keyboards

phorq@lemmy.ml · 39 pts · 2y (3 replies)

You could up your moans-per-minute if you switched your username to dvorak.

andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Even after decades of qwerty? And what about switching back and forth?

Serious question though I'll if course accept responses in the spirit of the thread too.

phorq@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

As a querty user, I know most of my speed typing comes down to muscle memory, but dvorak is a more sensible layout from what I've heard. The problem with dvorak is that most people, including myself, are too used to the old layout to want to momentarily slow down and learn something that would be faster in the long run. So I'm never gonna fault someone for either choice, but... Switching back and forth is some psycho the-voices-moaned-me-to-do-it shit.

SonOfSuns@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I use Dvorak. I typed around 70 wpm in Qwerty, and now I'm up to around 95 wpm in Dvorak. Was it worth it? I dunno. I got up to a good speed (like 30 wpm) in like a month, but it took a good couple of years to reach my current speed. The problem is that I switched from being a programmer to teaching programming, so now I have a bit of trouble every time I try to show my students something on their computers. No way I'm switching back to Qwerty, but I'm not sure if the switch was really worth it. If I were an author, a secretary, someone who actually typed fast all day long it'd probably be worth it, but not for what I actually do.

phorq@lemmy.ml · 34 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Okay, but make sure you pronounce it correctly. It sounds like that utensil you would use for soup...

Moc@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
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Jimbo@yiffit.net · 5 pts · 2y

Oh, a spork?

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 2y (1 reply)

ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social · 17 pts · 2y

Go ahead I liked the post

HotDogFingies@kbin.social · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Please try

ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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dipshit@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Oh my

Mechanite@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Not fair, your username comes pre-moaned

dipshit@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

It just rolls off the tongue.

Pregnenolone@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

What happens if I dislike them?

far_university1990@feddit.de · 10 pts · 2y

The next person trying to say your username will stay silent

altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 2y

They unmoan your username

FilthyHookerSpit@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

I don't think you should

moistclump@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I don’t think I’d want to hear that in a moan.

MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I would

FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

That does sound like it would be amusing

MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I have liked, send me the .mp3 ASAP

Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

New ringtone aquired

MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

? Why would this be a ringtone?

PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Have fun with that

dipshit@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Where there’s a will.. there’s a way..

Stamets@startrek.website · 10 pts · 2y
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robocall@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

like

ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

like

EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

I want my .wav bitch

Getallen@feddit.nl · 8 pts · 2y

I want it in FLAC

H2207@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

How do numbers work?

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Yes

hotchocolateman6969@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

I know this won’t be possible without laughing halfway

ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

👉👈 plwese try uwu :3

MasterNerd@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

I normally wouldn't upvote something like this but I must add to the chaos. FLAC plz

RogueBanana@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2y

Send me the wav file

Johanno@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y

I need proof

rockmeat@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y

go on, then

IndiBrony@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I expect a Vocaroo to go with every one of these messages.

Vengefu1Tuna@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Where's that ButtholeSpiders guy, we need him.

Mango@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ohai

dipshit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

OH! GO! MAN! GO! OH! MANGO! MAN GO!

GenesisJones@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

But like... how do you make it sound good if there's a lot of syllables

FleetingTit@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y

Making it sound good wasn't part of the assignment.

Persen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Just make it NSFW.

ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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Bluehood380@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Dew it!